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    Why is it called GPS if it triangulates based on cell signal? this has to be some kind of joke by apple. Seriously though this guy hits it

    Here's what amuses me. If Microsoft had touted this kind of semi-worthless "feature," in a product, it would be roundly pilloried (with good reason.) Apple fans, like Oprah watchers, just clap and admire. That's iLife for ya.
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    Many phone companies actually do this. AGPS (triangulation based on towers with GPS receivers) can be fairly accurate.
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    • #3
      I banish thee to the Technology Subforum

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      • #4
        Re: Iphone GPS, some kind of joke?

        Why is it called GPS
        it's not called GPS
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        • #5
          It's called JewPS and it's how the zionists track your movement.

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          • #6
            No, it's GPS (Gojim Positioning System)
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            • #7
              Originally posted by LordShiva
              Many phone companies actually do this. AGPS (triangulation based on towers with GPS receivers) can be fairly accurate.
              2-3 square miles accurate? this is a slap in the face.
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              • #8
                P.S., Alyce Lomax gets the wag of the day award for this decription of the MacBook Air: It's beautiful. It's skinny, and it can't do much. It's like a supermodel.

                I agree, and suspect that all the boys will want one anyway.
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                • #9
                  didn't seem like investors were too impressed with the new apple stuff either. Last I checked, apple stock was down 5 points or so relative to it's value pre-talk.
                  The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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                    It's actually revolutionary. You are just too stupid to realize it.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DirtyMartini
                      didn't seem like investors were too impressed with the new apple stuff either. Last I checked, apple stock was down 5 points or so relative to it's value pre-talk.
                      Was down quite a bit before that.
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                      • #12
                        I'm assuming the 'down' is mostly due to the iPhone numbers not being as high as they'd hoped... nothing else there was really 'disappointing' per se...
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                        • #13
                          yeah, but, if people had been impressed by Job's presentation, it would have taken an uptick. Instead, it has continued downward. Was trading below 160 earlier today, hasn't closed below 160 since november of last year.
                          The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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