What women and men want in each other.

[Docfeelgood]

After many years of thought I have come to this conclusion........

What a WOMEN wants is one man to satisfy her every need.

What a MAN wants is all women to satisfy his one need.

[VetLegion]

I read that joke in women magazines online years ago, it's old.

[Docfeelgood]

Originally posted by VetLegion
I read that joke in women magazines online years ago, it's old.

Oh really

I thought I had something original

[VetLegion]

Look at it this way: now you have a confirmation that it is true

[Docfeelgood]

[Dis]

I know what I want in the other.

[Qilue]

Another old one.

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they wont.

[Kuken]

Yet another one.

Women have sex to hear "I love you".
Men say "I love you" to have sex.

[Pekka]

Not true in my case. I'd say I love you if I meant it. If I want sex, I'll do something else.

And no, I don't look for sex only in a woman. I can masturbate or have a one night stand if that was what I really wanted.

What I want in a woman is a soulmate. No more, no less.

[Perfection]

"Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina"

- Kindergarten Cop

[Grandpa Troll]

Years ago me and Mrs.Troll got married and I am the more blessed, as she is my best friend in life, my lover and heart throb.

She used to read Communistpolititan or Cosmopollitan.
I looked it over, maybe 1985 when having one of lifes other pleasures, a much deserved and over due constitutional.

One article said, that a man is a freaky dawg mo-fudder for cheating on his wife.

I agreed, no arguement, he is.

But further into the magazine, an article talked about the female not being satisfied sexually, her man too interested in quick satisfaction and leaving her high and dry, along with frustration.
The article encourage the woman to have a fling to satisfiy her deep inner desires.

Amazes more women are not worse off in the head with advice like this.

First off, cheating on one another is wrong. PERIOD!

Second, funny thing, most women feel they can have an answer for everything, why dont they tell her how to help fix the situation.

Third, if the man is this incompetent or this shallow, she really needs some one-on-one with him, alone. Teach him Intimacy. Arousal, foreplay, setting, lighhting, hygiene to name a few.

I have allways loved my sweetheart. I think lovers should be just that. LOVERS.

I heard a great piece of advice years ago, maybe mid 1970's and it works, both ways.

In regards to a female, if she is going to be a cook in the kitchen, she should learn to be a chef.

If she is going to clean the house, she should be a Maid.

If she is going to be good in the bedroom, she should learn to be a whore. She should give herslef 110%, upstairs, downstairs and backdoor. Take a shower, clean up, smell good, welcome your man into an environment he welcomes and wants to please her in.

Same for the men in bedroom, explain to your baby, Honey, I worked 16 hours today, long day tommorrow, not a great time. Then if she persists, she can say your not into it, you dont find her attractive, ect. Well, she can and might, but you should have a talk to her about it.

Here is another, Get a Mason Jar, buy some large sticky notes, multicolored. Agree to three colors, say Pink for her, Blue for you and red for both.

Write honestly ways the two of you are turned on. Fold them and put them in the jar.

The known ways you both would come from experience or actually having talked about it.

One important thing to remember. Very few so called models exist in everyday life. and as a shocker to men, very few men have six pack abs and can go 5-6 hours at a time.

Me I prefer a natural woman, crvacious. My wife knows I love her. She knows I wont cheat and yeah i also know the market right now is kinda crowded with 48 year old, semi-broken down balding with a gut dudes, so probably not a lot of ladies seeking you out..but wome who are not super thin and who carry themselves in such a way as confidant in being beautiful in their own way are so much sexier and appealing.

Men find lingerie attractive, not all men. Say your woman has a little extra weight, or has had a child and has some stretch marks. These are things you as a man need to comfort her about.

Women find a construction outfit/repairman attractive, not all do.

Work a little scenario into your love life, its yours, not the neighbors, not your best friends or even your family!

It pains me when I hear of perople having a terrible experience with say this portion of their life. Woprk around it, talk and expect to have some defensive attacts or hightened emotions when addressing them, your lovers and should want to be very concerned and attentative to each others neds.

Guys, women love sex and men love sex, this doesnt mean halftme of a ball game, you ask her to suckle to next batter up, use some thought and remember women enjoy intimacy and the more you can comfort a woman into being allowed to experience sexxy and sensualness, dang boys, that there is what we call dividends that pay big time.

Be well and no comment was made to be disparaging to women or man, just observations from a fella whjo has had a lifetime of fun and feisty times.

Gramps

[yaroslav]

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
First off, cheating on one another is wrong. PERIOD!

I agree wholeheartly. Sometimes I have seen one men telling others (including me) about how they cheated their girlfriends, and there are some people who start saying: "if she doesn´t know, she will not get hurth" or whatever. Others (like me) alwasy get sick with it.

I really wish that everyone got sick when hearing something like this.

[b etor]

i recently discovered that one of my friends was cheating on his girlfriends with me for months. he didn't seem like the cheating type. then he told me that he cheated on his first girlfriend too. . i felt pretty stupid. also, i don't see him anymore.

[yaroslav]

I am sorry to hear that, b etor. Hope you are fine now.

[b etor]

oh i'm totally fine, thanks. i was just kinda caught off guard when we were talking... swapping stories and whatnot. then i asked
'so are you going to get a girlfriend any time soon?'
'...why?'
'umm.... cuz then we won't be hanging out anymore...'
'what makes you say that?'
'...'
'i have a girlfriend.'
i didn't even believe him at first. we joke around a lot. but he was serious. i'd tell her, but i don't even know her. i just know where she works. apparently they were broken up the first time we hooked up.