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  • #61
    So what do you think would help me more in this situation?

    A 9mm pistol (I'm thinking of a Glock) or a 12 gauge shotgun? (Currently favoring SPAS but Beretta or Remington are also workable.)

    They won't let me have napalm though.
    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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    • #62
      Guns don't solve all the world's problems, use nukes.
      Long time member @ Apolyton
      Civilization player since the dawn of time

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      • #63
        Girls with guns
        "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
        "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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        • #64
          I blame Skanky.
          What?

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
            BUT THINK, DAMMIT, IF I WEREN'T YOUR MOTHER THEN THE POLICE WOULDN'T HAVE COME IN AND SNATCHED YOU OUT OF MY BED AND PLACED YOU INTO A CARE CENTER AND ME INTO CUSTODY.
            Man the only reason I cleared my inbox so I could post on poly, was so I could respond to excellent stuff like this.


            Alinestra
            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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            • #66
              I blame Bush.
              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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              • #67
                Don't try and scapegoat Bush!, this is clearly Hitler's doing! It's the Nazi Gas Cloud of doom!

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                • #68
                  I, for one, welcome our new gaseous overlords.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #69
                    The gaseous overlords will not invade! I have their word!

                    What?

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Heraclitus


                      Man the only reason I cleared my inbox so I could post on poly, was so I could respond to excellent stuff like this.


                      Alinestra
                      I'd meant that particular post to have an even more sexualized overtone to it. Something like "The police wouldn't have snatched you away from my breast" or something similar.

                      Oh well, there's always next time Asher.
                      "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                      • #71
                        It's hard to have a more clear sexual refernces than that.


                        If people don't get it, they have no imagination at all or they're just too puritan for their own good. I mean what's next outlawing bestiality?
                        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                        • #72
                          I already have gas.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
                            [SIZE=1]Originally posted by Omni Rex Draconis
                            It has been 65 million years since we've seen any new stars around here.
                            There are Three Wise Men from the Middle East who want to disagree with you.

                            But don't worry, I told them to go take care of the shepherd's baby and they sodded off in good time
                            They make better better babysitters. As astronomers, they should have known that was just Super Nova Stellar Demolitions at work, and not some new star going up.
                            Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                            • #74
                              *shameless bump*

                              Does anybody have a sign that says "Beware of the leopard"? I think we may need to borrow one soon.
                              "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                              • #75
                                It's called "teh GOOGLE"
                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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