Gas cloud is poised to collide with the Milky Way, scientists SIT ON THEIR ARSES

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Omni Rex Draconis
I say it is about bloody time.

It has been 65 million years since we've seen any new stars around here.

There are Three Wise Men from the Middle East who want to disagree with you.

But don't worry, I told them to go take care of the shepherd's baby and they sodded off in good time

[Aeson]

I think stuff with less mass just pushes harder than stuff with more mass.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I'm keeping a grip. I suggest you people try to find one and keep it.

See this post:

Originally posted by Zylka
I'm masturbating into a cup!

Zylka already has a fairly good grip, I'd imagine.

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Wait... Zylka is a male, right? Because my above assertion really doesn't make sense if she's female. If anything that would reduce traction and thus give her even less of a grip.

Edit: Empirical factfinding under progress.

[hexagonian]

Pull my finger and I'll make some gas to counter it.

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia


See this post:



Zylka already has a fairly good grip, I'd imagine.

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Wait... Zylka is a male, right? Because my above assertion really doesn't make sense if she's female. If anything that would reduce traction and thus give her even less of a grip.

Edit: Empirical factfinding under progress.

Zylka defies conventional classification.

[Zylka]

That is only in the case that "conventional" defies "rolling about in the silky lake provided by one's own skene's gland".

Something to think about while you wait. It's a bit of a literary magic eye puzzle. You have to look beyond the fabric of the text, if any picture of truth is indeed to appear.

edit: edited for editing purposes

[snoopy369]

So are we getting the results of these empirical tests presented in any particular format, say, graphical models?

[Zylka]

only because you made civ3 blue. Here they are:

[Zylka]

Note that the word "Gas" is included in the graphical model, as per keeping with the thread topic.

[snoopy369]

Actually, that's other sn00py (now FrostyBoy)... I didn't do anything with graphics (for which you should thank God, as it would rip a hole in the fabric of the universe if I did).

[snoopy369]

But thanks for the graphical model, very nice I'll be sure to incorporate that into my next presentation...

[Zylka]

I didn't do anything with graphics (for which you should thank God, as it would rip a hole in the fabric of the universe if I did).

Three "fabric of the ____" within seven posts. Too many.

[Solomwi]

I'm going to write a letter to my Congressman and urge him to put forth a bill banning high velocity interstellar gas clouds from encroaching on sovereign U.S. territory. That should keep those of us in the states safe. I implore the rest of you to take whatever similar measures may be available in your chosen system of government.

[Lancer]

Call the gas company.

[Julian Delphiki]

Gazprom for the rescue!