Tweet
Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Jesus Christ, you're either a skeleton, an actor portraying a Holocaust survivor, or a midget
.
Jesus Christ, you're either a skeleton, an actor portraying a Holocaust survivor, or a midget
.
-
I'm skinny; not skin and bones.
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican. -
You guys are going to be even more jealous, but I keep my weight around 135 - 140 pounds without any diet.Originally posted by Bkeela
Or one of those Calorie Restriction freaks. Perhaps the Sundae is just an imaginary one.
SUCKERS!!
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
-
The secret to life is you're going to die and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Muahahahahahahha!
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
-
Hmmm, I seem to have wandered into the Apolyton Jockey's Club.
Comment
-
We die someday!?Originally posted by chegitz guevara
The secret to life is you're going to die and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Muahahahahahahha!
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
-
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.Comment
-
You're ****ting me? You're a cadaver. But, that's ok. You make me feel like Hulk Hogan, pipsqueak.Originally posted by Sirotnikov
I'm around 123 pounds
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
-
The secret to life is...
There's nothing more to life but living.What?Comment
-
That's very good. You're living here or you're not.
Very concise. Very succinct. Pekka could take lessons from you.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
-
The secret of life is a series of controlled chemical reactions to convert and ration the energy difference between highly reduced physical substrates and their highly oxidised products.
Though notyoueither's one is more fun.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
-
Lament your coming they might, but they won't lament mine.Originally posted by notyoueither
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of timeComment
-
[OLD AAHZ] DA SEEKRET TO LYFE IZ PWNING N-E FOOL DAT DAREZ STEP INTO DA WAY OF DA CHAT-LORD, SUN! I RUN DIZ BOARD... SO DAT IZ DA SEEKRET N' DONT YALL KLOWNZ FORGET DAT!11!!ELEVEN!1! [/OLD AAHZ]
sorry i had to do that for old times sake. also pieceâ„¢ for old times sake.The Wizard of AAHZComment
-
I weigh 250 pounds, and my weightlifting days are years behind me.Originally posted by MrFun
You guys are going to be even more jealous, but I keep my weight around 135 - 140 pounds without any diet.
SUCKERS!!
Laugh again and I'll SIT on you.
No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
-
Originally posted by Cort Haus
Or he has a highly active metabolism.
OR a very hungry tape worm
Comment
-
chocolate makes me break out. I don't get it. It's supposed to be a myth and not cause breakouts. Stupid scientists.
Problem is, I do like chocolate.Comment
Comment