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  • The secret to life is . . . .

    a good double-chocolate sundae with peanut butter swirls.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

  • #2
    You're going to be such a blimp butt.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Ya big girly*, Fun.

      *Gender Stereotypes implied here are not necessarily true.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SlowwHand
        You're going to be such a blimp butt.

        I weigh 135 pounds, thank you very much.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #5
          Jesus Christ, you're either a skeleton, an actor portraying a Holocaust survivor, or a midget .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            Or he has a highly active metabolism.

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            • #7
              Or one of those Calorie Restriction freaks. Perhaps the Sundae is just an imaginary one.
              Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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              • #8
                Re: The secret to life is . . . .

                Originally posted by MrFun
                a good double-chocolate sundae with peanut butter swirls.
                YOU FORGOT THE
                APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                • #9
                  I could use one of those

                  maybe I will go get one tonight...

                  I did just exercise for an hour...

                  JM
                  Jon Miller-
                  I AM.CANADIAN
                  GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The secret to life is . . . .

                    Originally posted by MrFun
                    a good double-chocolate sundae with peanut butter swirls.
                    Is this some sort of gay euphemism?
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #11
                      What does it mean for something to be "the secret to life"?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                        Jesus Christ, you're either a skeleton, an actor portraying a Holocaust survivor, or a midget .
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                        • #13
                          Re: Re: The secret to life is . . . .

                          Originally posted by Perfection
                          YOU FORGOT THE
                          QFT

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                            Jesus Christ, you're either a skeleton, an actor portraying a Holocaust survivor, or a midget .
                            I'm around 123 pounds

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                            • #15
                              And I thought I was small at 155
                              "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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