Mr. Hera’s Believe it or not! Hurt or Heal game

[Heraclitus]

Similar to the shocking confessions thread, but different in a very important aspect. Make a silly, true, false or outlandish short statement/claim about yourself and see how believable it is to the general poly public.


The rules are simple:

-copy paste the previous short statements and give them +2 and -4, the negative vote can be split.

-Each player gets to make one and only new statement about himself. Not two. Not three. One shall be the number of new statements.

-Each statement starts with 5 points and an extra +1 if he’s in the hall of fame or if he is suscribed to poly plus.

-The game starts when we have accumulated four statements.

-One vote per day.



-The last man standing wins!
(Well, sort of. It realy depends on the statement.)





My statement:
Heraclitus- I feel superior to most people. 5

[ZEE]

My Statement:
AAHZ- I am an Apolyton Icon.

[b etor]

you broke the rules already

[ZEE]

no rules just AAHZ-Rules™

so did i win yet...?

[Heraclitus]

Fixed:

Heraclitus- I feel superior to most people. 5
AAHZ- I am an Apolyton Icon. 6


@b etor can I use the smelly FBI thing as a statment

[b etor]

yes.

[Krill]

Krill - I am underrated as a poster.

[Perfection]

Perfection - The languages I know are: Abanyom, Abaza, Abkhaz, Abujmaria, Acehnese, Adamorobe, Adele, Adyghe, Afar, Afrikaans, Afro-Seminole Creole, Aimaq, Aini, Ainu, Akan, Akawaio, Akkadian, Aklanon, Albanian, Aleut, Algonquin, Alemán Coloneiro, Alsatian, Altay, Alutor, American Sign Language, Amharic, Amorite, Anglo-Saxon, Amdang, Ammonite, Andalusian, Angaur, Angika, Ao, A-Pucikwar, Arabic, Aragonese, Aramaic, Are, Argobba, Aromanian, Armenian, Arpitan, Arvanitic, Ashkenazi Hebrew, Ashkun, Assamese, Assyrian Neo-Aramaic, Ateso, Asi, Asturian, Ati, Auslan, Avar, Avestan, Awadhi, Aymara, Azerbaijani, Badaga, Badeshi, Bahnar, Bajelani, Balinese, Balochi, Balti, Bambara, Banjar, Banyumasan, Basaa, Bashkir, Basque, Batak Dairi, Batak Karo, Batak Mandailing, Batak Simalungun, Batak Toba, Bats, Bavarian, Beja, Belarusian, Belhare, Bellari, Berta, Bemba, Bengali, Bengali Sign language, Bezhta, Beothuk, Berber, Bete, Bété, Bhili, Bhojpuri, Bijil Neo-Aramaic, Bikol, Bikya, Bissa, Blackfoot, Boholano, Bohtan Neo-Aramaic, Bolgar, Bonan, Bororo, Bosnian, Brahui, Breton, British Sign Language, Bua, Buginese, Bukusu, Bulgarian, Bunjevac, Burmese, Burushaski, Buryat, Caluyanon, Camunic, Cantonese, Carian, Catawba, Catalan, Cayuga, Cebuano, Chabacano, Chaga, Chagatai, Chaldean Neo-Aramaic, Chamorro, Chaouia, Chechen, Chemakum, Chenchu, Chenoua, Cherokee, Cheyenne, Chhattisgarhi, Chhintang, Chilcotin, Chinese, Chiricahua, Chichewa, Chipewyan, Chittagonian, Choctaw, Chorasmian, Chukchi, Chulym, Church Slavonic, Chuukese, Chuvash, Cocoma, Cocopa, Coeur d’Alene, Comorian, Coptic, Cornish, Corsican, Cree, Crimean Tatar, Croatian, Cuman, Cumbric, Curonian, Cuyonon, Czech, Dacian, Dahlik, Dalecarlian, Dalmatian, Dameli, Danish, Dargin, Dari, Dari-Persian, Darkhat, Daur, Dena'ina, Dhatki, Dhivehi, Dida, Dioula, Dogri, Dogrib, Dolgan, Domaaki, Dongxiang, Duala, Dungan, Dutch, Dzhidi, Dzongkha, Eastern Yugur, Eblaite, Edomite, Egyptian, Egyptian Arabic, Ekoti, Elamite, Endegen, Enets, English, Ennemor, Erzya, Esperanto, Estonian, Etruscan, Even, Evenk, Ewe, Eyak, Faeroese, Fang, Fars, Fijian, Filipino, Finnish, Finnish Sign Language, Fon, Franco-Provençal, French, French Sign Language, Frisian, Friulian, Fula, Fur, Ga, Gadaba, Gafat, Gagauz, Galician, Gangte, Garhwali, Gaulish, Gayo, Gazi, Ge'ez, Gen, Georgian, German, German Sign Language, Ghomara, Gikuyu, Gilbertese, Gileki, Goaria, Gondi, Gothic, Gawar-Bati, Grangali, Greek, Guanche, Guaraní, Gujarati, Gula Iro, Gullah, Gusii, Gwichʼin, Hadramautic, Hadza, Haida, Haitian Creole, Hakka, Hän, Harari, Harauti, Harsusi, Haryanavi, Harzani, Hattic, Hausa, Havasupai, Hawaiian, Hawaii Pidgin Sign Language, Hazaragi, Hebrew, Herero, Hértevin, Hiligaynon, Hindi, Hiri Motu, Hittite, Hixkaryana, Hmong, Ho, Hobyót, Hopi, Hulaulá, Hungarian, Hurrian, Hutterite German, Ibibio, Iban, Ibanag, Icelandic, Igbo, Ikalanga, Ili Turki, Illinois, Ilokano, Inari Sami, Indonesian, Ingrian, Ingush, Inuktitut, Inupiaq, Inuvialuktun, Iraqw, Irish, Irish Sign Language, Irula, Isan, Istro-Romanian, Italian, Itelmen, Jacaltec, Jalaa, Japanese, Jaqaru, Jarai, Javanese, Jibbali, Jicarilla Apache, Juang, Judeo-Aramaic, Jurchen, Kabardian, Kabyle, Kachin, Kalaallisut, Kalami, Kalasha, Kalmyk, Kalto, Kamas, Kankanai, Kannada, Kaonde, Kapampangan, Karachay-Balkar, Karagas, Karaim, Karakalpak, Karelian, Kashmiri, Kashubian, Kawi, Kazakh, Kemi Sami, Kensiu, Kerek, Ket, Khakas, Khalaj, Kham, Khandeshi, Khanty, Khasi, Khazar, Khirwar, Khmer, Khmu, Khowar, Khunsari, Kildin Sami, Kimatuumbi, Kinaray-a, Kinyarwanda, Kirombo, Kirundi, Kivunjo, Klallam, Kodava Takk, Kohistani, Kolami, Komi, Konda, Konkani, Kongo, Koraga, Korandje, Korean, Korku, Korowai, Korwa, Koryak, Kosraean, Kota, Koyra Chiini, Koy Sanjaq Surat, Koya, Krymchak, Kujarge, Kui, Kumauni, Kumyk, Kumzari, ǃKung, Kurdish, Kurukh, Kurumba, Kusunda, Kutenai, Kuvi, Kwanyama, Kxoe, Kyrgyz, Laal, Ladakhi, Ladin, Ladino, Lakota, Lambadi, Lao, Latin, Latvian, Laz, Lenape, Lepontic, Lezgi, Ligbi, Lingala, Lipan Apache, Lisan al-Dawat, Lishana Deni, Lishanid Noshan, Lithuanian, Livonian, Lombard, Lotha, Low German, Lower Sorbian, Lozi, Ludic, Luganda, Lunda, Luri, Lushootseed, Lusoga, Luvale, Luwati, Luwian, Luxembourgish, Lycian, Lydian, Macedonian, Magadhi, Maguindanao, Mahican, Mahl, Maithili, Makasar, Makhuwa, Makhuwa-Meetto, Malagasy, Malay, Malayalam, Malaysian Sign Language, Maltese, Malto, Malvi, Mam, Manchurian, Manda, Mandaic, Mandarin, Mandinka, Mansi, Manx, Manyika, Maori, Mapudungun, Maragoli, Maranao, Marathi, Mari, Maria, Marquesan, Marshallese, Martha's Vineyard Sign Language, Masaba, Masbatenyo or Minasbate, Meitei, Mesqan, Mator, Mauritian Creole, Maya, Mazandarani, Meänkieli, Megleno-Romanian, Megrelian, Mehri, Menominee, Mentawai, Meroitic, Merya, Mescalero Apache, Mesmes, Messapian, Miami, Michif, mixed, Middle Dutch, Middle English, Middle French, Middle High German, Middle Persian, Mikasuki, Mi'kmaq, Minaean, Minangkabau, Mlahsô, Moabite, Mobilian Jargon, Moghol, Mohawk, Mohegan, Moksha, Molengue, Mon, Mongolian, Mono, Montagnais, Montenegrin, Motu, Mpre, Muher, Mukha-Dora, Mundari, Munji, Murcian, Muria, Muromian, Murut, Nafaanra, Nagarchal, Nahuatl, Naiki, Nama, Nanai, Natanzi, Nauruan, Navajo, Nayini, Ndau, Ndebele, Ndonga, Neapolitan, Negidal, Nenets, Nepal Bhasa, Nepali, New Zealand Sign Language, Nganasan, Ngumba, Nheengatu, Nicaraguan Sign Language, Nicola, Niellim, Nigerian Pidgin, Niuean, Nivkh, Nogai, Norfuk, Norman, Norn, Northern Sami, Northern Sotho, Northern Straits, Northern Yukaghir, Norwegian, Nuer, Nuxálk, Nyabwa, Nyah Kur, Nyangumarta, Nyoro, Nǀu, Occitan, Ojibwe, Old Church Slavonic, Old English, Old French, Old French Sign Language, Old High German, Old Norse, Old Nubian language, Old Persian, Old Prussian, Old Saxon, Old South Arabic, Old Tupi, Olonets Karelian, Omagua, Ongota, Oriya, Ormuri, Oroch, Orok, Oromo, Oropom, Ossetic, Ottoman Turkish, Páez, Palaic, Palauan, Pali, Pangasinan, Papiamento, Parachi, Parauk, Parji, Parya, Pashto, Passamaquoddy, Pecheneg, Pemon, Pengo, Pennsylvania Dutch, Pentlatch, Persian, Phalura, Phoenician, Phrygian, Phuthi, Picard, Pictish, Pirahã, Pisidian, Plautdietsch, Polabian, Polish, Portuguese, Pothohari, Potiguara, Pradhan, Prakrit, Proto-Indo-European, Provençal, Puelche, Puma, Punjabi, Qashqai, Qatabanian, Quebec Sign Language, Quechua, Rajasthani, Ratagnon, Réunion Creole, Romanian, Romansh, Romany, Romblomanon, Rotokas, Runyankole language, Russenorsk, Russian, Russian Sign Language, Ruthenian, Sabaean, Salar, Samaritan Hebrew, Samoan, Sandawe, Sangisari, Sanglechi-Ishkashimi, Sango, Sanskrit, Santali, Sara, Saramaccan, Sardinian, Sarikoli, Saurashtra, Savara, Savi, Sawai, Scots, Scottish Gaelic, Selangor Sign Language, Selkup, Selonian, Semnani, Senaya, Sened, Senhaja de Srair, Sephardi Hebrew, Serbian, Serbo-Croatian, Sesotho, Seto, Seychellois Creole, Shahrudi, Shimaore, Shina, Shona, Shor, Shughni, Shumashti, Shuswap, Sicilian, Sidamo, Sidetic, Sika, Silesian, Silt'e, Sindhi, Sinhalese, Sioux, Siraiki, Sivandi, Skolt Sami, Slavey, Slovak, Slovenian, Soddo, Soi, Somali, Sonjo, Sonsorolese, Soqotri, Sora, Sorbian, Southern Sami, South Estonian, Southern Yukaghir, Spanish, Sranan Tongo, St'at'imcets, Sucite, Suba, Sudovian, Sumerian, Sundanese, Supyire, Surigaonon, Susu, Svan, Swahili, Swati, Swedish, Syriac, Tabasaran, Tachelhit, Tagalog, Tahitian, Taiwanese Sign Language, Tajik, Takestani, Talysh, Tamil, Tanacross, Tangut, Tarifit, Tat, Tatar, Tausug, Tehuelche, Telugu, Temiar, Tetum, Tepehua language, Tepehuán language, Thai, Tharu, Thracian, Tibetan, Tigre, Tigrinya, Tillamook, Tirahi, Tiv, Tlingit, Tobian, Tocharian A and B, Toda, Tok Pisin, Tokelauan, Tonga, Tongan, Tongva, Torwali, Tregami, Tsat, Tsez, Tshiluba, Tsimshian, Tsonga, Tswana, Tu, Tuareg languages, Tulu, Tumbuka, Tupiniquim, Turkish, Turkmen, Turoyo, Tuvaluan, Tuvan Tuvin, Ubykh, Udihe, Udmurt, Ugaritic, Ukrainian, Ulbare, Ulch, Unserdeutsch, Upper Sorbian, Urdu, Uripiv, Urum, Ute, Uyghur, Uzbek, Vafsi, Valencian Sign Language, Vasi-vari, Venda, Venetian, Veps, Vietnamese, Võro, Votic, Waddar, Waigali, Waima, Wakhi, Walloon, Waneci, Wapishana, Waray-Waray, Washo, Welsh, Western Neo-Aramaic, Weyto, Wolane, Wolof, Wotapuri-Katarqalai, Wu, ǀXam, Xhosa, Xiang, Xibe, ǃXóõ, Xokó, Xukurú, Yaaku language, Yaeyama language, Yakut, Yankunytjatjara language, Yanomami, Yanyuwa language, Yapese, Yaqui language, Yauma language, Yavapai language, Yazdi, Yemenite Hebrew language, Yeni language, Yevanic language, Yi language, Yiddish, Yogur, Yokutsan languages, Yonaguni language, Yorùbá language, Yucatec Maya language, Yucatec Maya Sign Language, Yuchi language, Yugur, Yukaghir languages, Yupik language, Yurats language, Yurok language, Záparo, Zapotec, Zazaki, Zhuang, Zoque, Zulu, Zuñi, and Zway.

[Krill]

I think we can ignore the above post...

[Heraclitus]

Heraclitus- I feel superior to most people. 5
AAHZ- I am an Apolyton Icon. 6
b etor- I am a 54 year old smelly FBI (male) agent 5
Krill - I am underrated as a poster. 5

Let the games begin! Thanks b etor.

You can now only add new statements if you hurt or heal the others.

BTW Krill reading that sign only takes two to three seconds. What gives?

[ZEE]

HAH he forgot Klingon!

and a DERBY is not a BOWLER

[Krill]

It's obvious when you think about it.

[Perfection]

Originally posted by AAHZ
HAH he forgot Klingon!

Yeah, that's why I didn't put it on the list.

[Heraclitus]

Perfection is not adhering to the rules.

[Perfection]

I just did what Krill did.