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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
Shouldn't you be imagining all the people, living life in peace?
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"Maintain and de-conflict the email schedule for marketing and sales mailings"
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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You know philosophers have often been criticized for opaque and difficult prose, but I don't think we have anything on the business newspeak people.Originally posted by LordShiva
"Maintain and de-conflict the email schedule for marketing and sales mailings"
I suspect I know what this phrase means.Only feebs vote.Comment
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I know exactly what it means. When I'm feeling particularly evil or in a bad mood, I get one of my flunkies to de-conflict my calendar.Originally posted by Agathon
You know philosophers have often been criticized for opaque and difficult prose, but I don't think we have anything on the business newspeak people.
I suspect I know what this phrase means.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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You find their lack of faith disturbing?Originally posted by LordShiva
I know exactly what it means. When I'm feeling particularly evil or in a bad mood, I get one of my flunkies to de-conflict my calendar.
Only feebs vote.Comment
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Businesspeak is awful. People just love making up new verbs...
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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My favourite business word is "proactive". It's a shooting offence.Originally posted by Arrian
Businesspeak is awful. People just love making up new verbs...
-ArrianOnly feebs vote.Comment
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But why? You need to be proactive in order to leverage teh synergies to impact your methodologies. There's no other way to strategise in an emerging cross-division organizational matrix.Originally posted by Agathon
My favourite business word is "proactive". It's a shooting offence.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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It's certainly one to run up the flagpole to see how it flies.Comment
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Indeed. It needs to be socialised to obtain manager buy-in before teh executives have visibility.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Hopefully we can touch base for some quality time on this one while the iron is still hot.Comment
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It's sentences like these that make me glad I'm not in business school, or a student of Continental Philosophy.Originally posted by LordShiva
But why? You need to be proactive in order to leverage teh synergies to impact your methodologies. There's no other way to strategise in an emerging cross-division organizational matrix.Only feebs vote.Comment
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