Bathroom strategies

[Lorizael]

My coworkers may not yet know that I have quit. But my supervisor does. I'm afraid that means the tradition will be lost.

[b etor]

Re: Bathroom strategies

Originally posted by Pekka

so anyway. You need strategies. What's yours?

i always go for the middle or 3rd stall. it's always clean. seriously.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by DrSpike
I don't go to the bathroom to fart either (but then perhaps my farts are less extreme than Pekka's ) but the thought process described pretty accurately reflects mine when using public toilets and it made me laugh. To strategies.

Ya know, theres this computer game you might like, its called ......

[Pekka]

FART STRATEGY 2039!

[Igloodude]

My strategy is to not give a ****.

[b etor]

well that is good, because if you shat while farting, i think someone would notice.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Igloodude
My strategy is to not give a ****.

That may cause problems down the road.

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by Lorizael
My coworkers may not yet know that I have quit. But my supervisor does. I'm afraid that means the tradition will be lost.

I've also quit my job. What a glorious feeling, eh

[Riesstiu IV]

Pekka, next time you're in a public restroom, tap your foot three times.

[Dis]

I didn't read the entire OP, but in my opinion the bathroom is a fart zone. I have no need to go into a stall to rip one. By entering a bathroom, you accept responsibility of smelling bad things. This is a accepted agreement.

[b etor]

[Sirotnikov]

how much do you mind letting other people hear your ripping / crapping noises?

i usually try to make noises only when i'm alone in the bathroom, or if i'm not, i drop a few squares of TP in the toilet so when I poop it doesn't make a huge splash noise.

but that's cause many of the places i'm in have unisex bathrooms.


i also agree with booth 4 out of 5 strategy.


farting not in the toilet is something that i do but it is problematic.

i can sometime fart in my office, and then I would open the window and turn on the AC to make new air replace the bad air.

Most annoying is when you're all alone in your office, the door shut, not expecting anyone for hours so you let it rip... then suddenly this hot chick comes in to discuss something!!
AHH CRAP!

I usually jump on my feet and say "hey, i've been meaning to visit your office, let's go talk in the hallway" and forcefully pull her out of my office with me.

[Perfection]

I go for the Sicilian Defence

[Imran Siddiqui]

Originally posted by Dis
I didn't read the entire OP, but in my opinion the bathroom is a fart zone. I have no need to go into a stall to rip one. By entering a bathroom, you accept responsibility of smelling bad things. This is a accepted agreement.

QFT

[Pekka]

Siro, dude, it always happens, doesn't it!? It happens too frequently when you actually fart in your office that someone comes in like few seconds later. Why?

First when you feel like letting some air out, you don't. YOu think someone might come in. Then few mi nutes pass and you're like damn, I should have farted then because no one would have come in! Then you go on about it for some while and then, "ok who cares...". And that's when they have to come in. That's the exact moment.

Oh well, it happens. It's amazingly embarrasing, isn't it? And it doesn't help exactly when people are then polite, they know you just shat your pants like a maniac, and they know you're embarrased now because you know they know, and they act lke nothing happened.

AND THAT MAKES IT WORSE!!!!!

I mean... just acknowledge, say, "your ass just bursted, didn't it? Smells like dead rats. Dead rats that are wet. DUDE get your ass checked out!". At least then you would deport the elephant in the room and would be able to make a sad joke about it. "Yeah, I think my ass is sick, too!".

"Why are we talking about my ass anyway?", "I know, but it's such a nice ass." "ok but I'm not sure if I want you to touch it... OK let's make a deal. You can touch my butt and I can touch your boobs, yes?"

And sex is on.

That's wayyy better than "Uhmm hi, I was just wondering..."