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She needs the sort of man that, when she locks herself in the smallest possible space she can find, will throw a padlock on the outside of it and let her reconsider her actions for at least an additional day or so.
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I crush bugs when I find them, we wouldn't get along.Long time member @ Apolyton
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bug crusher
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Yup!
Particularly here in the Philippines. If one of the tiny ants bite you here, it hurts! They seem to do so for no reason also. That makes it a war, and in a war you crush your enemy under your iron boot! Or sandles or flip flops whatever the case may be. 
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Taze dem bugs, Lancer. Taze 'em good, pour encourager les autres.Comment
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Originally posted by Cort Haus
Taze dem bugs, Lancer. Taze 'em good, pour encourager les autres.
That's inbugmane!
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is that a question!Originally posted by Lorizael
*twitch* how do you know so much about me!THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Sounds like a couple girls I've known in the past. If only I had read this 10 years ago.Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul TighComment
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No. It's an exclamation worded like a question and written by someone who was very tired and out of it at the time.Originally posted by LordShiva
is that a question!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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QFTOriginally posted by Sprayber
Sounds like a couple girls I've known in the past. If only I had read this 10 years ago.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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In my younger years, I would have been like da Ladies man
yeah, well, what we gona do now is well, actually YOU gonna kinda B*ow me, actually thats a figure of speech, you really need to study Hoover and I aint talking J Edgar, i talking vacuum Cleaner
How I was In My Heydey
Who da man nowadays:
Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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Grandpa Troll on medication
BTW You were black!?Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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No silly, parts of me resembled a black manOriginally posted by Heraclitus
Grandpa Troll on medication
BTW You were black!?
Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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*I have some sexual preferences that some people may not be able to handle. I want sex several times a day and I like to be hit, choked, and called nasty names. Please be comfortable with such abuse. I love having my toes sucked. Oh, that is my favorite!kinky*I throw punches when I feel cornered. I kickbox, so they are good punches.Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.Comment
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