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Actually, the price hasn't dropped much lately -- only $0.05/watt over the last year, or about a 1% reduction.Originally posted by MOBIUS
That's already in the news...
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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My flat will be worth more than I paid for it - after I've finished with the basement conversion.Originally posted by Cort Haus
My flat will be worth less than I paid for it.
Also, Derby County will be relegated.
Also, Arsenal won't be losing Arsene after all...
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The news predicting why solar power will be cheaper in 2008 is already in the news.Originally posted by DanS
Actually, the price hasn't dropped much lately -- only $0.05/watt over the last year, or about a 1% reduction.Comment
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News in the news?
I will be buying a condo for 20-30% less than I would have payed for the same condo 1 year ago.
Or will buy I a boat this year and buy that same condo for 30-40% less than I would have 2 years ago next year.
"The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.Comment
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Quebec will be closer to independence
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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There will be a submarine accident somewhere in the world.
The hurricanes won't be too bad.
There will be a nuclear accident in Europe.
Joining the euro will raise its head again as a political issue in the UK.
Civ 5 will be announced.Comment
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There will be a major (or appear to be a major) terrorist attack.
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Season 4 of Doctor Who will be the weakest season yet
Ricky Gervais will continue to depress us with his so called 'humour'I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Yeah, but will I?Originally posted by onodera
You don't want to see Angry Putin in action.APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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Wow! Great news!Originally posted by Patroklos
I will be buying a condom for 20-30% less than I would have payed for the same condom 1 year ago.
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You will not.Originally posted by Perfection
Yeah, but will I?Comment
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Blatant eastern bloc love-fest will see Hungary win Eurovision.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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What about Sad Putin?Originally posted by Serb
You will not.APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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I doubt.Originally posted by Perfection
What about Sad Putin?Comment
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