Unlucky aneeshm

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by LordShiva


Will your wife-to-be mind? Or will she be one of teh liberal types?

I'm fairly conservative, so my guess is she will be too when I one day find her.(

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by Wezil
He'll insist she be a virgin as well so they can both grope around like awkward teenagers.

Yeah, that's it.

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by LordShiva
No, I mean, will she mind Nikolai going off for "private lessons" from BlackCat?

Let's not take the sorrows in advance.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by aneeshm
You know how I've always been an unflinching patriot, defending my country through thick and thin.

More thin than thick. And rather short too

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


More thin than thick. And rather short too

or as a once proud patriot once said, I aint here for a long time, merely a good time

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Nikolai


But then again width is said to be most important for women's enjoyment.

Wait, Nikolai, a good God fearing boy like you, just how would you know??

Also, wait til you start some bottom knockin', she gonna have a lil sumpin sumpin to say 'bout dat!!

Also we need:

A Wide-Girth Smiley

A "Tall Boy", Long neck Smiley

A Frog with a split tongue Smiley to run the first two away

[Nikolai]

Dear Gramps, what makes you think a God fearing boy can't know of other things than the religious ones?

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Nikolai
Dear Gramps, what makes you think a God fearing boy can't know of other things than the religious ones?

/me hugs Nikolai..remembers him before he dressed as a young female at Camp, when he would never utter the mere mention of sexsual positions other than a fraudeon slip of the Missionary position, quickly covered by, ~ahem~ missionary talk

Im glad you coming into such knowledge, expound upon it and you too shall know bliss

[Combat Ingrid]

Originally posted by aneeshm
Penis size is highly genetically determined, as long as your diet meets the minimum requirement.

Indeed. To support your statement, here's a map showing the number of starving people:



No wonder the Indians have such tiny pee-pees

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


* Grandpa Troll hugs Nikolai..remembers him before he dressed as a young female at Camp, when he would never utter the mere mention of sexsual positions other than a fraudeon slip of the Missionary position, quickly covered by, ~ahem~ missionary talk

Im glad you coming into such knowledge, expound upon it and you too shall know bliss

I did what at camp?

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Nikolai


I did what at camp?

Looking good

[Nikolai]

Ah. The do-whatever-you-want-with-the-leaders-of-the-camp-for-a-little-money-for-a-good-cause. I got an allergic reaction of that.

[VetLegion]

"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

What was it? 1,1 billion? They seem to manage somehow

[Nikolai]

That's only because of the ev0l sci3ntistz with über-skillz.

[Elok]

Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
Indeed. To support your statement, here's a map showing the number of starving people:



No wonder the Indians have such tiny pee-pees

So, what excuse do the Japanese have?

Also, how does Aneeshm know so much about how monkeys become aroused? Does his belief system allow monkey-humping, provided he doesn't eat them out?