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  • Describe for me as concisely as possible your definition for the title 'Iron Maiden'

    Do it now in the space provided.
    Long time member @ Apolyton
    Civilization player since the dawn of time

  • #2
    crappy 80's band?
    The Wizard of AAHZ

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    • #3
      Medieval torture instrument
      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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      • #4
        late-medieval torture device for witches which makes very little noise when used

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        • #5
          Late-20th century torture device that made loads of noise when used.
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • #6
            Torture device.
            Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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            • #7
              Really! I thought is was a girl who reached advanced ages of non motherhood without ever, well you know. Her resolve towards chastity was iron. So, why call it an iron maiden then?
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              • #8
                I assume because it was normally made out of iron and and it outer case was often made to resemble female shape
                Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                • #9
                  Big disappointment.
                  "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                  I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                  Middle East!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by AAHZ
                    crappy 80's band?
                    Die you heathen!
                    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by AAHZ
                      The most awesome 80's band?
                      fixed

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                      • #12
                        Describe for me as concisely as possible your definition for the title 'Iron Maiden'
                        Old pain tool.

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                        • #13
                          Dickenson

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                          Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                          Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                          Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                          • #14


                            i knew id get a rise out of some of yall...

                            but i had a very annoying, dorky, and half-insane roommate once who LOVED Iron Maiden and played their songs ALL DAMN DAY and night. i put up with that crap for a whole year. a whole year of Iron Maiden Songs being played by the biggest goofus you can imagine. Part of the reason my Sub-Woofer died is because of me constantly trying to drown out that noise that whole time. So every time I think of Iron Maiden I think of Mr. Dorkface Roommate and half-dressed big poofy haired freaks with tight leather pants dancing like girls on stage screaming like pansies.
                            The Wizard of AAHZ

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                            • #15
                              A women made out of metal!
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