Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

oh, it hurts less now

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • oh, it hurts less now

    I had the worst ever holiday season. On the morning of 24th, as I bent to put on my socks something clicked in my healing spine and the herniated disc was immediately jammed between two vertebrae by spasming spinal muscles and I have thus remained bedridden up until now

    But it's getting better . Wish me more luck!
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

  • #2
    I hear you bro. I'm in deep sh!t too. Yesterday I had a corporative party. Áëÿòü, â ïèçäó ýòó âîäêó ñ ýòèìè åáàíûìè öûãàíàìè, áàëàëàéêàìè è êàáàêàìè. Íà õóé òàêîå ïðàçäíîâàíèå íîâîãî ãîäà. Ìíå õóåâî. ÍÅÒ ÌÍÅ ÐÅÀËÜÍÎ ÕÓÅÂÎ! Íàåáàðåçèëèñü â÷åðà äî çåëåíûõ ïðîñòî ñîïëåé. ×åëîâåê íàâåðíîå 150 ðåàëüíî â óìàò ñèíèõ ëäåé â îäíîì ìåñòå. Âîò ìíå èíòåðåñíî ñêîëüêî èç íèõ ñåãîäíÿ íà ðàáîòó âûøëî? Íàõ, íàõ òàêèå âå÷åðèíêè. ÄÀÉÒÅ ÌÍÅ ÈÀÄÓ!

    Comment


    • #3
      Oh, I wish you more luck! Get fit quickly

      Comment


      • #4
        Sounds like a real nice holiday, Saras.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          Sounds like a real nice holiday, Saras.
          It sucks immensely. 24th and Xmas was days of pain, and only shots of painkiller kept me (sort of) sane.
          Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
          Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
          Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

          Comment


          • #6
            Somehow, even without a translation, I think I know what Serb said.

            Get well soon, Saras. Don't take too many narcotics.
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

            Comment


            • #7
              I hope You're getting well. Good luck. Remember, I'm your real friend, not evil Serb
              "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
              I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
              Middle East!

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by DanS
                Somehow, even without a translation, I think I know what Serb said.

                Get well soon, Saras. Don't take too many narcotics.
                I'm not, it's stretches, massage, acupuncture and lite medication for the night now. Once I get up, i'll get a THIRD opinion on this. Damn.
                Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

                Comment


                • #9
                  My friend's father is a medic specialising in spines, discs etc. He tells that people should try to keep their spines in ( shape (head facing left side, that is), instead of ), because when it's ), it's easy for the disc to fall out. Remember about it (You surely know it), and if You're sneezing, f.e., You should do it keeping your face facing sky, not, as people do, puting head down. You should practice your spine mouscles in some way.
                  "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                  I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                  Middle East!

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DanS
                    Somehow, even without a translation, I think I know what Serb said.
                    You have a hangover too?

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Saras here's wishing for a speedy recovery

                      I'm affraid for my back too. They're fine now, but I wonder if they'll be after 30 years of sitting (definitely not the position they were designed for).

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by VetLegion
                        Saras here's wishing for a speedy recovery

                        I'm affraid for my back too. They're fine now, but I wonder if they'll be after 30 years of sitting (definitely not the position they were designed for).
                        My advice - swim A LOT, and buy a good chair. I got this:

                        Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                        Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                        Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Serb
                          I hear you bro. I'm in deep sh!t too. Yesterday I had a corporative party. Áëÿòü, â ïèçäó ýòó âîäêó ñ ýòèìè åáàíûìè öûãàíàìè, áàëàëàéêàìè è êàáàêàìè. Íà õóé òàêîå ïðàçäíîâàíèå íîâîãî ãîäà. Ìíå õóåâî. ÍÅÒ ÌÍÅ ÐÅÀËÜÍÎ ÕÓÅÂÎ! Íàåáàðåçèëèñü â÷åðà äî çåëåíûõ ïðîñòî ñîïëåé. ×åëîâåê íàâåðíîå 150 ðåàëüíî â óìàò ñèíèõ ëäåé â îäíîì ìåñòå. Âîò ìíå èíòåðåñíî ñêîëüêî èç íèõ ñåãîäíÿ íà ðàáîòó âûøëî? Íàõ, íàõ òàêèå âå÷åðèíêè. ÄÀÉÒÅ ÌÍÅ ÈÀÄÓ!
                          Hm...

                          Originally posted by Serb
                          ...Áëÿòü, â ïèçäó ýòó âîäêó ñ ýòèìè åáàíûìè öûãàíàìè, áàëàëàéêàìè è êàáàêàìè. Íà õóé òàêîå ïðàçäíîâàíèå íîâîãî ãîäà. Ìíå õóåâî. ÍÅÒ ÌÍÅ ÐÅÀËÜÍÎ ÕÓÅÂÎ! Íàåáàðåçèëèñü â÷åðà äî çåëåíûõ ïðîñòî ñîïëåé. ×åëîâåê íàâåðíîå 150 ðåàëüíî â óìàò ñèíèõ ëäåé â îäíîì ìåñòå. Âîò ìíå èíòåðåñíî ñêîëüêî èç íèõ ñåãîäíÿ íà ðàáîòó âûøëî? Íàõ, íàõ òàêèå âå÷åðèíêè. ÄÀÉÒÅ ÌÍÅ ÈÀÄÓ!


                          Last edited by Meticulous Man; December 30, 2007, 09:49.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Babel Fish sucks...

                            To blyat', into pizdu this vodka with these yebanymi gipsies, balalaikas and bars. To khuy this celebration of new year. To me khuyevo. THERE ARE NO TO ME ACTUALLY KHUYEVO! Tyuey nayebarezilis' yesterday to the green of simply sopley. Men surely 150 it is actual into umat of the dark-blue of ldey in one place. Here to me interestingly how many of them today to the work did leave? Nakh, nakh such parties. GIVE TO ME IADU!
                            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Get well soon, Saras!
                              I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X