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  • #16
    Settlement, huh? I love happy endings ...
    "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

    "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Geronimo
      I don't see how tiny video images of strangers could possibly make a healthy 10 year old girl break down into tears. Why would she be crying? Did daddy tell her she would go straight to hell if she ever laid eyes on naughty pictures?
      QFT

      what the **** is up with the crying?

      She should be curious or at least slightly intrigued.

      Stupid ass kids that cry when they learn about sex should be gone with natural selection

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Geronimo
        I don't see how tiny video images of strangers could possibly make a healthy 10 year old girl break down into tears. Why would she be crying? Did daddy tell her she would go straight to hell if she ever laid eyes on naughty pictures?
        Yeah, if she was from Dartford, she'd have done it all before
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #19
          I cry everytime I think about polytubbies having sex.
          "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
          —Orson Welles as Harry Lime

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          • #20
            So who else thinks the dad made up the supposed porn and offensive music on the device and put them there himself, to sue walmart?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Vesayen
              So who else thinks the dad made up the supposed porn and offensive music on the device and put them there himself, to sue walmart?
              In a choice between believing a dad maliciously exposed his own daughter to porn for personal gain, and believing a lazy minimum-wage Walmart worker screwed up during the Xmas rush, I have to go with the latter -- especially since establishing whether or not the player had been sold and returned would be so easy.
              "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly


                In a choice between believing a dad maliciously exposed his own daughter to porn for personal gain, and believing a lazy minimum-wage Walmart worker screwed up during the Xmas rush, I have to go with the latter -- especially since establishing whether or not the player had been sold and returned would be so easy.
                Why would he have to expose her to porn for his evil scheme to work?

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Sirotnikov
                  QFT

                  what the **** is up with the crying?

                  She should be curious or at least slightly intrigued.

                  Stupid ass kids that cry when they learn about sex should be gone with natural selection
                  I call "bull****!" on this lawsuit! It reminds me much of the severed finger in the chili case awhile back, where it turned out the plaintiff put the severed finger in the chili himself.

                  If this were a new MP3 player, how did the porn get on it?

                  If it were a returned player which was improperly put back on the store shelf, who puts porn on an MP3 player and then returns it??

                  And if the daughter were exposed to unexpected porn, I agree with Sirotnikov in saying she wouldn't start crying. Instead, crying is something a father would hope his innocent young daughter would do, but I predict that she'd more likely be interested or revolted, but not not not crying.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Zkribbler
                    ...

                    If this were a new MP3 player, how did the porn get on it?

                    If it were a returned player which was improperly put back on the store shelf, who puts porn on an MP3 player and then returns it??

                    ...
                    In the article it says MP3 videoplayer.
                    So I assume it can play MP3s as well as various movie file formats.

                    The only plausible explanation (aside from Daddy doing it himseklf) would be that the player worked correctly for some time (so that the previous owner could load mentionesd MP3s and movie files on it) and then it stopped working and he therefore didn´t care (about removing his stuff (or wasn´t able to do it at all) when he returned into the shop.
                    And in the shop the problem either was fixed or ceased to exist and the technicians doidn´t care about checking wether there was any content in the memory of the MP3 videoplayer.
                    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                    Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                    • #25
                      I know children who have cried when exposed to porn, so I don't find it at all unbelievable.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #26
                        Been conducting clinical studies eh? Heh.

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                        • #27
                          Have you ever considered thinking before typing?
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #28
                            Have you ever considered taking your head out of your own ass?

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                            • #29
                              I don't consider accusing someone of abusing children, even jokingly, to be remotely funny.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #30
                                Welcome to the internet. Just about everything short of genocide and racism is an acceptable topic to make jokes about.
                                Last edited by Vesayen; December 30, 2007, 17:28.

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