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  • Planet Earth without Russia

    Yup, another thread of wild speculation.

    On the 4th of July, 2008, at noon Moscow time (that's midnight Mountain time) the whole territory of Russia turns into an ocean. Sinks, like Atlantis. All infrastructure is gone.
    However, every person on the territory of Russia is mysteriously transfered to the USA, more specifically, to the Dakotas, Montana and Wyoming, getting to keep what they were wearing.
    The Russian nuclear submarine fleet is still there, being really puzzled.

    What will happen to the world?
    Graffiti in a public toilet
    Do not require skill or wit
    Among the **** we all are poets
    Among the poets we are ****.

  • #2
    Alchoholics annonymous in the US goes into meltdown
    Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
    Douglas Adams (Influential author)

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    • #3
      The US guvmint says "Damn, we wanted the territory not the people!".

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      • #4
        Russia's doomsday device goes off in response to the threat. The Earth is destroyed.
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lorizael
          Russia's doomsday device goes off in response to the threat. The Earth is destroyed.
          Teh device is gone. Everything on the territory of Russia is gone.
          Graffiti in a public toilet
          Do not require skill or wit
          Among the **** we all are poets
          Among the poets we are ****.

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          • #6
            Muffley : "Dmitri .... are you there Dmitri?"

            Kissov : {gurgle}

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            • #7
              Is there any chance that Abramovic goes too? And Usmanov.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by onodera

                Teh device is gone. Everything on the territory of Russia is gone.
                The device is in space. Or maybe I'm thinking of the backup device.

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                • #9
                  Poland, Germany and Lithuania quarrel over newly made Kaliningrad Gulf.

                  Oil, amber etc prices go up, up, up.
                  "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                  I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                  Middle East!

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                  • #10
                    We get a HUGE swimming pool in this scenario

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                    • #11
                      There are a lot of people that unfortunately freeze to death as there isn't shelter for ~140 million people in those states.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JulianD
                        We get a HUGE swimming pool in this scenario
                        You also lose a nice place to get piss-drunk on weekends.
                        Graffiti in a public toilet
                        Do not require skill or wit
                        Among the **** we all are poets
                        Among the poets we are ****.

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                        • #13
                          Happy Putin becomes president of teh US
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Whoha
                            There are a lot of people that unfortunately freeze to death as there isn't shelter for ~140 million people in those states.
                            Is it THAT cold at night in the middle of the summer in Dakotas?
                            Graffiti in a public toilet
                            Do not require skill or wit
                            Among the **** we all are poets
                            Among the poets we are ****.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by onodera

                              Is it THAT cold at night in the middle of the summer in Dakotas?
                              This government can't even get housing straight for a couple hundred thousand people 3 years after a major Hurricane, you expect it's ass to get in gear by the time winter rolls around?
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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