Oh, it hurts, it hurts

[Heresson]

My sister dragged me to solarium yesterday. I've never been in any. 10 minutes sounded short. It was OK. But later my skin turned red. and it hurts, oh, it hurts so much. The parts of me that have never seen the sun before hurt the most. Any ideas how to stop the pain? I woke up thrice in the night because of it.
It was all part of a wicked plan. I was supposed to get browny, grow my hair long and dye it black, and become LS's fiancee before he knews it. But now I look like a western Indian, not the eastern. And it hurts!!!!!!

[SlowwHand]

Red savage.

[onodera]

Try applying sourcream.

[Cort Haus]

Stop whining and go fix the picture thread page 2.

[Harovan]

I heard rubbing the burnt skin with sperm quickly helps!

[SlowwHand]

Aloe vera.

[Heresson]

Originally posted by Sir Ralph
I heard rubbing the burnt skin with sperm quickly helps!

Where from am I going to get this much sperm?

Anyway, I have a feeling it would hurt even more

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Heresson
Where from am I going to get this much sperm?

A bloke in an alley - like Cartman did in the miniature sea-creatures episode.

Now, have you fixed that picture-thread that you broke, yet?

[Reiko]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Aloe vera.

That works for me every time.

[Riesstiu IV]

Are you a vampire or something?

[Heresson]

wtf is aloe vera?

[SlowwHand]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_vera

From:


To, one of many types:

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Heresson
wtf is aloe vera?

Aloe vera is really good. But don't Syrians have anything for sunburn. That's all this is.

(My parents used to put vinegar on me. It didn't help the pain, but I did end up smelling like a salad.)

[Heresson]

Ah, it's made of aloes. I actually have this plant growing in my house.

[SlowwHand]

Probably be a little quicker to just buy the gel rather than making it.