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    The Goddess of Irony, however, would be mightily pleased.

    Priests brawl at Jesus' birthplace

    BETHLEHEM, West Bank (AP) -- Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests attacked each other with brooms and stones inside the Church of the Nativity as long-standing rivalries erupted in violence during holiday cleaning on Thursday.

    The basilica, built over the grotto in Bethlehem where Christians believe Jesus was born, is administered jointly by Roman Catholic, Greek Orthodox and Armenian Apostolic authorities.

    Any perceived encroachment on one group's turf can touch off vicious feuds.

    On Thursday, dozens of priests and cleaners were scrubbing the church ahead of the Armenian and Orthodox Christmas, celebrated in early January. Thousands of tourists visited the church this week for Christmas celebrations.

    But the clean-up turned ugly after some of the Orthodox faithful stepped inside the Armenian church's section, touching off a scuffle between about 50 Greek Orthodox and 30 Armenians.

    Palestinian police, armed with batons and shields, quickly formed a human cordon to separate the two sides so the cleaning could continue, then ordered an Associated Press photographer out of the church.

    Four people, some with blood running from their faces, were slightly wounded.


    It's too good. I can't even think of a sarcastic comment to end on.
    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

  • #2
    Someone should share with them about Christ.
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      • #4
        This is just TOO good lol....

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        • #5
          I especially like the fact that the Palestinian police are trying to battle against religious fanaticism...
          "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
          "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
          "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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          • #6
            I've heard terrible stories about what Greek and Armenian priests are supposed to have done to each other in the past there. Far worse than broomsticks.

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            • #7
              Lol

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              • #8
                Even Palestinian Christians are violent.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  They should replace incense with

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                  • #10
                    In the NME the various sects of Christianity are so firmly tied to ethnic heritage that there is no comparison to Protestants and Catholics in modern Europe or N America.
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