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  • #46
    Back on topic. This made me laugh:

    The Solid Quarter

    That twenty-five percent of America who would not desert George Bush if he ran over Dakota Fanning with his pickup truck on the White House lawn. Is it a coincidence that twenty-five percent is also the number of people who, in an AP poll of predictions for 2007, said they expect Jesus Christ to return this year!? I don't think it is.
    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Patroklos
      How can any list of dickheads be complete if it doens't inclide Maher himself?
      true

      Though I agree with a lot of what he says. He seems to have a smug, know-it-all attitude. But that's what makes him entertaining.

      I liked his list by the way.
      "Every time I have to make a tough decision, I ask myself, 'What would Tom Cruise do?' Then I jump up and down on the couch." - Neil Strauss

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      • #48
        Yeah he's like that, Olberman is as well, but Oberman was cool enough to include himself on worst person of the week on his first NBC sunday football night pregame telecast this season.

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        • #49
          I think you need a bit more than smugness and arrogance to be called a dickhead. Maybe hypocrisy or deliberate twisting of someone's words.
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #50
            agreed. something i do not do. which is why i am taken completely out of context over 85% of the time.

            ON topic, well hell this is about dickheads, so i AM on topic huh?
            The Wizard of AAHZ

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            • #51
              Maher isn't a dickhead, he's a douche.
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #52
                WTF is a douche?
                The Wizard of AAHZ

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                • #53
                  Douche

                  or, if you believe the creators of South Park

                  Douche

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                  If at first you don't succeed, you may be a douche.
                  "Every time I have to make a tough decision, I ask myself, 'What would Tom Cruise do?' Then I jump up and down on the couch." - Neil Strauss

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                  • #54
                    That's weird. I always thought a "douche" was a spider in the corner, from my French classes at high school.


                    Edit: Source: at 3m 04s
                    Last edited by Alinestra Covelia; December 24, 2007, 10:51.
                    "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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                    • #55
                      I think you need a bit more than smugness and arrogance to be called a dickhead. Maybe hypocrisy or deliberate twisting of someone's words.
                      Like I said, Maher.
                      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                      • #56
                        He has neither hypocrisy nor deliberate twisting, so he fails on both those counts.

                        As LS has helpfully stated, he's merely a douche, for being smug and arrogant.
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #57
                          He has neither hypocrisy nor deliberate twisting, so he fails on both those counts.
                          Have you every seen his show? Honestly, how can you be a political comedian (which is all he is) without being a hypocrite or deliberately twisting words?

                          Come now Imran, he runs an HBO special, apply!
                          "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                          • #58
                            Bad list, no Putin. Putin not happy when missing a list like this

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
                              Can somebody please explain who, what, or where Eventis is?

                              They have forums named after posters. It's awful.
                              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                              • #60
                                I have located an Eventis message board with names that closely resemble some Apolyton posters.

                                Having leafed through the message board, I have to admit my "WTF!" level has actually increased rather than decreased.

                                A clear case of something making less sense after close examination than it did before close examination.
                                "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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