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  • #61
    Originally posted by Oerdin


    Wezil coming to his senses.
    Notice the distinct difference in tone between a troll and a lie?

    Go work on it.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Kidicious


      Get that ID **** out of here!
      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
      Middle East!

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      • #63
        Mmmm... unicorns. I'd like to have one just so I can put the horn to ignoble purposes.
        "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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        • #64
          Why not get a rhino?
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #65
            Why not just get a sensible sex toy without a pointy-end?

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            • #66
              Eh? Who said anything about sex toys?

              ...

              *reads above*

              *gasps*

              Oh! You thought...! you thought I meant...!

              HONESTLY Cort Haus, if I had to pay you 25 cents every time to get your mind OUT OF THE GUTTER...!

              "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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              • #67
                It's because of your avatar. The hat of taste allowed us to think non-sexually of your posts.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #68
                  Sorry, Alinestra, but unicorns only submit to virgin maids. You have already declared yourself out of the running with the balcony/cellphone fiasco.
                  Long live the Dead Threads!!

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                  • #69
                    What if she was using Virgin mobile at the time? Do unicorns like Richard Branson?
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                    Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Omni Rex Draconis
                      Sorry, Alinestra, but unicorns only submit to virgin maids. You have already declared yourself out of the running with the balcony/cellphone fiasco.
                      Who said anything about riding a unicorn?

                      I want to slay one brutally with my Sickle of Harvesting and use its horn to cast a Corrupt level 7 spell of pestilence.
                      "lol internet" ~ AAHZ

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