Hillary Clinton Vehicle Involved in Rural Accident

[SlowwHand]

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't.

The aged old cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the cow.

She stayed in the car making phone calls.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.

He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a huge Cuban cigar in the other. He was smiling happily and also smeared with lipstick.

'What happened to you,' asked Hillary?

'Well,' the driver replied, 'the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters kissed me passionately.'

What in the world did you tell them?' asked Hillary.

The driver replied, 'I just stepped inside the door and said, 'Hello, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.'

[Asher]

The impending joke was obvious from the 2nd line. Boo.

[Japher]

It was obvious from the first two words.

[Heraclitus]

This joke is soo old, and has been told in soo many varitations, that its actually not only dull but quite annoying to hear.

[SlowwHand]

Too bad he didn't hit a herd of jackasses.

[Igloodude]

Originally posted by Heraclitus
This joke is soo old, and has been told in soo many varitations, that its actually not only dull but quite annoying to hear.

Ironically, I have the same view of Sen. Rodham-Clinton's voice.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Too bad he didn't hit a herd of jackasses.

Then we'd never have to hear this joke again.

[Japher]

This forum would be veeeeeeeery quiet

[Cort Haus]

We need:

-noah

smiley.

[SlowwHand]

Ok, this one is better.

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

The senator and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, the Pope replies, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your wave, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her!!

[Vesayen]

I like Slowhand's better.

[ZEE]

The ending needs more "OOMHPH!"

...but otherwise

[Heraclitus]

Originally posted by Vesayen
I like Slowhand's better.

I’m not sure what you’re referring to since slowwhand posted both of the HC jokes.

[Riesstiu IV]

You're wrong. One of theme is an evil twin from the Mirror Universe.

[Wezil]

Originally posted by Vesayen
I like Slowhand's better.

I disagree. I think the SlowwHand one was better.