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  • TAKING BETS: What important documents are lost in the whitehouse fire?

    For those of you unaware, an executive office next to the whitehouse is currently on fire.

    Bets are being accepted, they cannot be redeamed for cash, but they can be redeamed for "I told you so"s.

    So, what sorts of incriminating documents will be found to have sadly been destroyed in the fire?

  • #2
    This administration can't even destroy the evidence without it blowing up in their faces....
    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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    • #3
      They already destroyed CIA documents and recordings recently and the media mostly ignored it. They have destroyed a LOT of records during the course of it's two terms.

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      • #4
        I'm like a mile and a half away from there. Evidence is being destroyed right under my nose. Cool.
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Re: TAKING BETS: What important documents are lost in the whitehouse fire?

          Originally posted by Vesayen
          So, what sorts of incriminating documents will be found to have sadly been destroyed in the fire?
          Whitehouse's Mass Documentation are, as we type, being moved to secret locations, burried in the sand, so UN inspectors won't find them.
          Even if we invade, they'll probably been moved to other places.
          By self-convincing, paranoid logic, their absence proves their existence.
          The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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          • #6
            "By self-convincing, paranoid logic, their absence proves their existence."

            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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            • #7
              Oh no, last proof of G.W.B's heroic military service is going up in flames

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              • #8
                This will be blamed on terrorists and used to grant the administration "Emergency powers".
                Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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                • #9
                  Well, the British were responsible the last time the WH caught fire, and Tony Blair's successor isn't too fond of us. Connect the dots for yourselves, folks.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Elok
                    Well, the British were responsible the last time the WH caught fire, and Tony Blair's successor isn't too fond of us. Connect the dots for yourselves, folks.
                    Can anyone over there even name Tony Blair's successor? Without googling.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Garth Vader
                      This will be blamed on terrorists and used to grant the administration "Emergency powers".


                      Otoh,

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lorizael
                        I'm like a mile and a half away from there. Evidence is being destroyed right under my nose. Cool.
                        I'm half a block away from there. I can smell teh destroyed evidence
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Cort Haus


                          Can anyone over there even name Tony Blair's successor? Without googling.
                          Brown Gordon

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cort Haus
                            Can anyone over there even name Tony Blair's successor? Without googling.
                            /me raises hand.

                            Oh! Oh! I can! I can!
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                            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by JulianD


                              Brown Gordon
                              Someone should tell Winston that teh Indians have taken over Britain.
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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