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Duke Nukem Forever teaser coming today (19TH DEC 07)

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  • #16
    This game will be the most disappointing game in history if it's ever released. How the hell could anything ever live up to 10+ years of frustrated expectations?

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    • #17
      Well I don't think I'll play this game...mainly because I'll have arthritis by the time it is released and won't be able to operate a keyboard/mouse any more.
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #18
        I'm sort of hoping Duke Nukem Forever will still remain vaporware. It has become the Arch of the Covenant of gaming. Rumors persist but few have seen this mythical item. And I imagine just as the Indiana Jones' Arch of the Covenant, Duke Nukem Forever will cause you're face to melt or explode upon viewing it with your own eyes.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Provost Harrison
          Well I don't think I'll play this game...mainly because I'll have arthritis by the time it is released and won't be able to operate a keyboard/mouse any more.
          Perhaps by the time it comes out users will be able to jack directly into their computers.
          Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
          Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
          One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Lord Avalon

            Perhaps by the time it comes out users will be able to jack directly into their computers.
            That's taking internet porn to a new level
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
              I'm sort of hoping Duke Nukem Forever will still remain vaporware. It has become the Arch of the Covenant of gaming. Rumors persist but few have seen this mythical item. And I imagine just as the Indiana Jones' Arch of the Covenant, Duke Nukem Forever will cause you're face to melt or explode upon viewing it with your own eyes.
              I agree.
              It's a fun inside to joke about.

              These trailers once in a while just add to the myth.

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              • #22
                Maybe this is a decade long alternative reality on-line experience? Or an experiment on how to modifiy popular cuture indirectly.
                Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Lord Avalon
                  Perhaps by the time it comes out users will be able to jack directly into their computers.
                  I'm sure if you really wanted to, you can jack directly into your computer right now . Just remove some side walls of your case and you'll be good to go.
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #24
                    Not what I had in mind, you perverts. Didn't you guys read Gibson?
                    Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
                    Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
                    One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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                    • #25
                      Of course I did. This is just more fun .
                      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                      • #26
                        I thought this type of thing was released on 1st of April every year.
                        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                        • #27
                          If they actually did release it we would have to come up with some new witticisms to express the end of time.
                          Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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                          • #28
                            "Stay tuned", lol. Maybe it can reach the heights if Daikatana!
                            It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Footie Mad
                              "Stay tuned", lol. Maybe it can reach the heights if Daikatana!
                              Heresy!
                              This has been way past Daikatana for a long time...
                              Heck I think it was already in development when Daikatana was in development...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lul Thyme
                                Heck I think it was already in development when Daikatana was in development...
                                QFT
                                bleh

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