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  • Closeted Badasses: 6 Famous Wusses That Would Own You (7 w/ Pekka)

    Every guy has done it: You're watching TV when some metrosexual nancy boy comes bandying across the screen to the delight of every female in the room. "What's that pussy got that I don't?" is usually the question we're left asking. Unfortunately, the answer is


    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

  • #2
    HAHA datz why its good to NEVAR underestimate people!

    great site
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    • #3
      Wrong. For you, Michael Flatley is an embarrassing ass beating waiting to happen. With all of the prancing about and flute-playing, you might expect him to have been raised by Hobbits. It's misconceptions like this that will have you lying unconscious in a mosaic of your own teeth and blood should you ever see him in public and decide to engage in a little sissy-boy taunting.
      Awesome writing, I've never been to that site before.
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Only two posts?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Asher
          Only two posts?
          You want me to click on a Link?

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          • #6
            You need the pictures.

            I know you're a union guy, but for **** sakes, do some work.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              Pretty funny stuff. I actually knew about a few of these.

              For those too lazy to click, the 6 wusses that would own you are:

              1. MC Hammer
              2. Elvis Stojko
              3. Wilmer Valderrama
              4. Mark Harmon
              5. Michael Flatley
              6. James Blunt
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              • #8
                Asher, good stuff, except if I was gay, why would I be in the closet?
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #9
                  It's not that you're gay, it's that no one suspects you're badass.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    Isn't Pekka the opposite, in fact? A pretend badass who's actually a wuss?
                    "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
                    "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
                    "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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                    • #11
                      If I was a wuss, why would I pretend to be a badass?
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        If I was a wuss, why would I pretend to be a badass?
                        Ask Oerdin.

                        He knows his **** about pretending and stuff.

                        Spec.
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #13
                          But I don't have a problem with myself. In fact I like myself. If I was a wuss, why would I have a problem with it? It's not like badass is a compliment really. And I'm not a badass that way either. But I can definitely smack people around if needed.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #14
                            Awesome article
                            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Zkribbler


                              You want me to click on a Link?
                              QFT.

                              If it's worth reading it should be worth posting.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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