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  • #31
    Originally posted by onodera

    I want to see a Deep Purple vs Led Zeppelin rock jam.
    "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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    • #32
      This is the ultimate showdown, the ultimate destiny
      Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
      Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
      This is the ultimate showdown, the ultimate destiny
      [End Chorus]

      Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
      Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
      And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
      Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
      And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
      When Abraham Lincoln comes back with a machete
      But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
      Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
      Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
      And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
      'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
      And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
      And he jumped in the air and he did a summersault
      While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
      Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
      and they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

      (Chorus)

      Angels sang out in an immacular chorus
      And down from the heavens decended Chuck Norris
      Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
      Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
      Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
      As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
      But Chuck saw though his clever disguise
      And head crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

      Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White
      And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Night
      And Bennito Mussilini and the Blue Meanie
      And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
      Robocop, the Terminator
      Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
      Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
      Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
      Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
      All came out of nowhere lightening fast
      And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
      It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
      While civilians looking on in total awe
      The fight raged on for a century
      Many lives were claimed but eventually
      The Champion stood -- The rest saw their better
      Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

      (Chorus until end)

      teh ultimate showdown

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      • #33
        Originally posted by onodera
        vs. Sid 6.7!
        sign me up! russell crowe in that purple suit, i can't think of a single thing his attitude, justs walking around, couldn't pwn. and the way he looks... doesn't work with the santa hat on, shucks.

        why yes, i am a girl who plays civ, in case that didn't give it away. and that was my first time typing the word pwn. it made my brain hurt. why yes, i am old, in case that didn't give it away .

        b etor: love the avatar. mine on every forum where i'm authorized to have one are hello kitty.

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        • #34
          Well, get it up to 300 posts and an avatar is yours
          <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
          I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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          • #35
            Hello Kitty avatars should be punishable by permabans...
            Monkey!!!

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            • #36
              Originally posted by KMadeleine
              sign me up! russell crowe in that purple suit, i can't think of a single thing his attitude, justs walking around, couldn't pwn. and the way he looks... doesn't work with the santa hat on, shucks.

              why yes, i am a girl who plays civ, in case that didn't give it away. and that was my first time typing the word pwn. it made my brain hurt. why yes, i am old, in case that didn't give it away .

              b etor: love the avatar. mine on every forum where i'm authorized to have one are hello kitty.
              hello kitty > all.
              i still need to make this one better. i just haven't gotten around to fixing it.

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              • #37
                Well, get it up to 300 posts and an avatar is yours
                it's actually 500. i'll spare y'all.

                i still need to make this one better. i just haven't gotten around to fixing it.
                i adore privateers in civ4. i found a hello kitty pirate flag avatar to use on one board, i am so happy! it's true, you really can find anything on the internet if you look hard enough.

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                • #38
                  oh that's so sweet.

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