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  • #1

    Cincinnati is full of lazy idiots!!!

    Is was predicted by our wise and awesome weather men that we would get between 2 and 4 inches of snow today. Not like that is a lot, but around Cincinnati that is enough to freak out, clear the stores of milk and water, cancel church, set you house on fire, and begin worshiping aliens... apparently.

    Regardless, today, instead of the 2 to 4 inches of snow we got a grand total of... wait for... Zero, zilch, nada inches of snow! Awesome isn't it? I perceived blizzard to NOTHING!

    Now, if that weren't enough... I mean, we can't worship when it doesn't snow, so we can't... yes, go to school the day after it doesn't snow!

    Right now, across the bottom of my TV is a never ending list of schools that are closed tomorrow because of the snow that never was. If I tore my eyes out with my fingers and blamed it on a talking smiley (namely this one; ) I think I would be less crazy than the majority population of Cincinnati...

    I think I need to move
    Monkey!!!
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    Closing the schools on account of good weather. Yankees are something, aren't they?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Easy, now. Cincinnati is almost Kentucky, reb.
      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      • #4
        When I saw the thread title, I assumed it was about the Bengals...
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        • #5
          I guess it is like when you feel ill on a Sunday night, and feel assured you will need the day off on Monday. Then Monday morning rolls around and you feel okay. You still have the day off.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Bkeela
            I guess it is like when you feel ill on a Sunday night, and feel assured you will need the day off on Monday. Then Monday morning rolls around and you feel okay. You still have the day off.
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            • #7
              You hate everything.

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #8
                I hate haters...

                It's snowing now, the weather men said we wouldn't see anything until Thursday. In fact, they are saying that right this second.

                I wish I had a job that I could be wrong all the time and not suffer any consequences. I mean, come on man! Look Out The Window!
                Monkey!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Spec
                  You hate everything.

                  Spec.
                  I don't hate you.
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                  • #10
                    We don't get a snow day unless we get 2-4 feet of snow
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                    • #11
                      Come over my way. The Janesville School District (of which my works for) will close for a snow day about once in 5-8 years.

                      There are still crazies, but we can use this...


                      I wonder how fast a twitching person can slide down a hill of ice...
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand
                        Closing the schools on account of good weather. Yankees are something, aren't they?
                        I heard that!
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