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Let's come up with weird scenarios. They have to be realistic in a sense that you can really do it and you'd like to do it as well.
OK, my scenario is (done it) that I like to put on Jazz, and not just any type of Jazz but big band, where everyone seems to be playing their own thing and not cooperating with each other. That crazy weird stuff, the kind you don't want to listen when you have a hangover or if you aren't sure about the reality.
Now, blast it. Then strip nude. Underwear is acceptable, but nudity preferred. Go to the middle of the living room, it helps if there's not much in it. Like mine, I don't have any stuff in it, just some furniture. I like to keep things clean, as in no extra stuff.
So I go and sit on the ground, in the middle of the room. Then I just close my eyes and shake my head. Da-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-di-dum-dum-dum... open up my book of Chinese proverbs and read few of them, and when I spot a good one (usually like 1 in 10) I wait for a good moment in the Jazz tune and shout "YEAAAAH BOIIIII!" and random things that come out of my mouth. Sometimes it's just ramblings like WWWWWWWWWWWWOOHOOOO! Then keep on dong it. You can lay on your back every now and then, squeeze your nipples if you like that kind of action, but it's not supposed to be sexual.
So yeah babies, let's get weird
Let's come up with weird scenarios. They have to be realistic in a sense that you can really do it and you'd like to do it as well.
OK, my scenario is (done it) that I like to put on Jazz, and not just any type of Jazz but big band, where everyone seems to be playing their own thing and not cooperating with each other. That crazy weird stuff, the kind you don't want to listen when you have a hangover or if you aren't sure about the reality.
Now, blast it. Then strip nude. Underwear is acceptable, but nudity preferred. Go to the middle of the living room, it helps if there's not much in it. Like mine, I don't have any stuff in it, just some furniture. I like to keep things clean, as in no extra stuff.
So I go and sit on the ground, in the middle of the room. Then I just close my eyes and shake my head. Da-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-di-dum-dum-dum... open up my book of Chinese proverbs and read few of them, and when I spot a good one (usually like 1 in 10) I wait for a good moment in the Jazz tune and shout "YEAAAAH BOIIIII!" and random things that come out of my mouth. Sometimes it's just ramblings like WWWWWWWWWWWWOOHOOOO! Then keep on dong it. You can lay on your back every now and then, squeeze your nipples if you like that kind of action, but it's not supposed to be sexual.
So yeah babies, let's get weird
See? A compromise. 
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