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  • Hit him in the face?

    Yes it's true, hit him in the face.

    I figure if you're in a situation where two girls are fighting and you know them, you should go in between and separate them. Why? Because you can. If two dudes are fighting.... grab popcorn, why risk your own health...

    So anyway, two girls are fighting, perhaps one is your girlfriend and some girl attacked her in a bar. So say you go between, facing your girlfriend and separating the two with your body and not pushing anyone, and then having your back faced to the attacking girl BECAUSE you do not want to escalate it.

    So, anyway some douche comes in and says "keep your hands away from my girl, FU dude, wtf are you doing?" in an aggressive manner. But you had your back turned on her (but you were sitll watching her) so that this wouldn't happen. So, it's clear this dude is talking out of his ass, and he should have no problems even if the other one was his girlfriend, because there was absolutely no touching, pushing or anything.

    So he's coming in trying to act like a jerk, what do you do? I think I shouldn't have to even say anything. It's a lost cause to start with "I didn't touch her". He threw the fighting words. In a way you were there to break it up, and not escalate a bigger brawl so it would be weird to start a fight. But IMO this is clear self defense situation, about to esclaate into something bigger, and you can't be too passive because the dude is after you now.

    I think it's totally justified to hit him in the face as hard as I can and finish the ****er. I don't think I should even feel guilty about it. And if the girlfriend of his ugly face starts giving crap now, push her away. Don't hit her unless she really attacks you and starts to hurt you, but if she comes like she is, a little stupid princess, push her so she falls, and leave her crying with her punch drunk boyfriend. And if you see their car in front of the bar, key it.

    I think this is the only way.. So no, I'm not even suggesting there are multiple ways of dealing with the situation. I'm suggesting there is only ONE way and that is pre-emptive strike. Not even "dude, you're talking ****, relax". None of that. Nothing. Just fists flying, even sneak attack the little mongoloid. As long as they aren't backing down by default and they're giving you crap about it? Attack, no remorse, no nothing except brutal and shocking attack.
    In da butt.
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  • #2
    So what did you do when you were in the bar last night and the dude got in your face about "staying away from his girl?"

    was he bigger than you?
    The Wizard of AAHZ

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    • #3
      I agree with you for the most part, but you can also call his bluff instead depending on the vibe you get from him (the just for show punk vibe). Just say "keep your triffling ***** under control and I won't have to." If he really is a punk, he will stutter in a failed attempt to come up with a come back, stumble back a little since you called his "I'm a badass" bluff, and when the entire bar points and laughs at him both offenders leave in shame.
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      • #4
        "Sorry, I wouldn't have to if she could fight better."
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          WTF pekka
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          • #6
            wtfp
            Unbelievable!

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            • #7
              Seperate 2 girls fighting?

              WTF Pekka?!

              Throw in some mud or vegetable oil and you got yourself a party.

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #8
                Pat, yeah but that would be strong fighting words back. I don't see the point. I see the point if you try to talk someone out of being aggressive, but since you didn't do anything and you spesifically paid attention not to even give someone the illusion of you doing anything... I mean you turned your back which in general is a bad idea just to show everyone else you're not taking sides and you're just breaking it up, and you're not even touching the person you don't know. That's as polite as it can get.

                So if someone comes.. I don't see the point in talking back. If they're such idiots and want to talk trash and probably fight, I think it should be justified for me to trash them right there and then. They're there to CLEARLY escalate things, something you tried to work and go away.

                So... I mean I don't believe in bluffing. I knwo lots of dudes bluff, if not most. I don't see the point, why would you stir things for bluffing purposes? If you want to go, you want to go, that's how I interpret it. THat's why I don't bluff, what that means is I don't talk trash. I don't even talk back. If someone starts with their mouth, I ignore them. I used to talk back but now I don't. It's words, I'm not hurt by them. I don't care what you call me, it's just talk, so why should I bother? If they come and act aggressively and threaten you as in beginning to be physical, I don't believe in push and shove games. No. Strike first, strike next, next, next and last. Finish it. If the douche becomes apologetic and sorry, you let them go. If they step back for escaping purposes, let them go. But if they keep talking, smash them in their little peanut heads. Don't even let them have a chance to fight you back if that's an option. Go in for the purpose of smashing their souls. That's what I think about it anyway.

                And no, I don't have to do that because I don't talk back. I don't bluff nor do I challenge people. But should the scenario above happen, I'm the first one to smash and I won't even ask someone to relax. It's go time right there and then fi you ask me.

                THis is of course a hypothetical situation. For educational purposes. Just like you don't let people's face close to you if they're aggressive, first of all you need to see their hands at all times, second of all you don't want them to head butt you. So if they insist coming to kissing distance, smash them in their faces first and don't ask questions. They should have known better if they start crying afterwards. If they live to cry about it, you weren't too rough.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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                • #9
                  Re: Hit him in the face?

                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  I figure if you're in a situation where two girls are fighting and you know them, you should go in between and separate them. Why? Because you can. If two dudes are fighting.... cover them with butter, grab popcorn...
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                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • #10
                    Spec, right

                    btw I once had a girlfriend who wanted to fight all the time. Not with me but with other women. It was annoying as hell. So I was the one separating her from attacking!! And she fought like a man too. So.... unsexy. A huge turn off. That's what she wanted to do when she got drunk, and she got drunk all the time.

                    Needless to say I got very tired very fast.
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pekka
                      btw I once had a girlfriend who wanted to fight all the time. Not with me but with other women. It was annoying as hell. So I was the one separating her from attacking!! And she fought like a man too.
                      Maybe you were dating a tranny
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hit him in the face?

                        Originally posted by Pekka
                        Just fists flying, even sneak attack the little mongoloid.
                        +d6 dam.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LordShiva


                          Maybe you were dating a tranny
                          Too bad though... she's one I still sometimes think about, I mean in sexy ways. As in the things we did. However she was a drunk one, always aggressive when drunk and little stupid as well. Can't deal with it. So much happier without her.

                          Always with the drama and violence tendencies. I can't have a partner like that. I wouldn't even stand it if one of my friends was like that. I had a friend like that at one point, he isn't my friend anymore. Just can't stand it. Why woudl you do that? INstead of having a bad time, you could be having good times! The choice is too obvious.
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pekka
                            THis is of course a hypothetical situation. For educational purposes.
                            oops lawlz silly me

                            then
                            The Wizard of AAHZ

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hit him in the face?

                              Originally posted by Pekka
                              So anyway, two girls are fighting, perhaps one is your girlfriend and some girl attacked her in a bar. So say you go between, facing your girlfriend and separating the two with your body and not pushing anyone, and then having your back faced to the attacking girl BECAUSE you do not want to escalate it.

                              So, anyway some douche comes in and says "keep your hands away from my girl, FU dude, wtf are you doing?" in an aggressive manner.
                              The two only logical explanations to this are that either you were too intoxicated to tell your girlfriend from his, or you both have the same girlfriend...
                              The girl you were facing was clearly his girlfriend [too].
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