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Near Darwin award winner: man drinks entire bottle of vodka at airport line
oh so close, but not quite. Maybe next time.
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No, he won against the airport because he got to drink his vodka and didn't have to pay the extortion fee."Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
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If you are going to get drunk it is best to become so intoxicated that you are sent to a hospital by concerned onlookers because IVs completely eliminate hangovers. This is best if you can find a sympathetic woman to pay for medical bills.Comment
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Throwing out good vodka
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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I once did a quarter of that (8 ounces) - warm, in a mug, and in one pull. I won't do that again, but it was quite the trip; went from totally sober to completely plastered in less than twenty minutes (YMMV).
This guy did a whole liter, and he is 64. Dude!
Long live the Dead Threads!!Comment
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that man can hold his liquor
took me a week to finish a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka, but then again i work all the time...Order of the FlyComment
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Yeah but how can you enjoy the vodka when you drink it all at once?Originally posted by Apocalypse
No, he won against the airport because he got to drink his vodka and didn't have to pay the extortion fee.
Can he really say he got his money's worth?
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what is that avatar?Originally posted by Wiglaf
If you are going to get drunk it is best to become so intoxicated that you are sent to a hospital by concerned onlookers because IVs completely eliminate hangovers. This is best if you can find a sympathetic woman to pay for medical bills.Comment
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This man is my new hero
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Airport security aggressors
Germans who defend their rights to liquids
Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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Wait, wait, you mean this guy wasn't Russian!?Originally posted by onodera
Germans who defend their rights to liquids
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Well, he couldn't stay on his feet, right? So, obviously not Russian.
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if he was Russian he could even fly the plane afterwards in case that the pilots died accidentally... this was a German
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