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    'Danger: Avoid Death' contest winner

    DETROIT - Words to live by, from a warning label on a small tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death." That warning was selected Wednesday as the winner of the 11th annual "Wacky Warning Label Contest," sponsored by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch. The contest is part of an effort to show the effects of lawsuits on warning labels.

    Kevin Soave of Farmington Hills, a Detroit suburb, won the $500 grand prize for submitting the tractor's "Danger: Avoid Death" label.

    The $250 second place was given to Carrianne, Jacob and Robby Turin of Greensburg, Pa., for a label they found on an iron-on T-shirt transfer that warns: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."

    Richard Goodnow of Lancaster, Mass., earned the $100 third-place prize for a label on a baby stroller featuring a small storage pouch that warns: "Do not put child in bag."

    Contest organizer Bob Dorigo Jones says the silly labels reflect how broken America's civil justice system is.

    "Predatory lawyers know they can file ridiculous lawsuits against innocent product makers and blackmail them into a cash settlement — even in cases in which a user has ignored common sense," Dorigo Jones said in a statement Wednesday.

    Honorable mention went to Cyndi LaMonde of Traverse City for a label on a letter opener that says: "Caution: Safety goggles recommended."

    Ann Marie Young of Fillmore, N.Y., took the second honorable mention for a warning she found which cautions users: "The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents."

    The group selected a list of finalists and listeners of WOMC-FM's Dick Purtan show chose the winners.
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    Considering Detroit is full of violence and packs of wild attack dogs, "Avoid Death" is a pretty good warning that you would need to remember constantly.
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    • #3
      avoid death, that can't be serious.

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      • #4
        Come on... think of some Poly warnings.

        Warning: Do not post in the OTF until you are capable of having a personalized Avatar.
        Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
        '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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        • #5
          Warning: Donegeal will steal your thread idea if you don't act fast.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Warning: Posting at a Poly Meet from Mings house while everybody is drunk can lead to very bad things
            Keep on Civin'
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            • #7
              Caution: Ming is ALWAYS lurking and may APPEAR at any time.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #8
                Warning: Do not post in the OTF until you are capable of having a personalized Avatar.
                That is Soooooooooooo true, I started before I had a personalized avatar and look what happened to me!@ I should sue!



                Warning: do not the read the above post, less thee be cursed!


                (sorry just got Pirates 3 on DVD, arrrrrr)
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Donegeal
                  Warning: Do not post in the OTF until you are capable of having a personalized Avatar.
                  I waited, but made another mistake, so another warning is needed:

                  WARNING: DO NOT make your first post in the Poly OT a me thread.
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                  • #10
                    yeah, you screwed up on that

                    Mr "staff"
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ming
                      Warning: Posting at a Poly Meet from Mings house while everybody is drunk can lead to very bad things
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara


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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ming
                          Warning: Posting at a Poly Meet from Mings house while everybody is drunk can lead to very bad things
                          Naw, now you own the joint.

                          It could lead to worse things now...
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Will


                            I waited, but made another mistake, so another warning is needed:

                            WARNING: DO NOT make your first post in the Poly OT a me thread.
                            Everyone gets a rough ride.
                            (\__/)
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                            (")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara

                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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