The Poly Poster Christmas List

[Wezil]

This was a mediocre success last year so I promise to put more effort into it this year.

In the spirit of Xmas it is time to put our collective heads together and come up with the perfect gift ideas for our fellow posters. I'll admit I'm not the most creative of people but I did my best to get us started...

Asher - A circumcision so he can finally feel like a member of "the tribe".

LordShiva - A dictionary with "the" bookmarked and "banana" removed.

Spec - A bus pass so he can sell the car.

Pekka - A couple new keyboards. I suspect you could always use some spares.

Wiglaf - Well duh. A new credit card.

Oerdin - Rhinoplasty. That nose is looking a little large these days.

LotM - A Christmas tree and a pass on the whole Christ killing thing.

Kidicious - Someone new to argue with.

Dis - A job....In a casino.

SlowwHand - Two week vacation to Iqaluit. In february.

Ben Kenobi - A gay lover.

Donegeal - Martial arts lessons.

Ming - Long life to all your Dead Pool picks.



To those left out, I apologize. I'm hoping others can fill in the ones I've missed and provide better suggestions than the ones I posted.

Oh, and myself? Perhaps less free time...

[LordShiva]

Sloww - A birthday present, because it's his birthday too

Will - A free "9"

AAHZ - An AAHZ sub-forum so that people will stop crapping all over his AAHZ threads

Wezil - Long life to all your Dead Pool picks.

[Krill]

Aeson - someon of his inelligencelevel to argue with

[ZEE]

DanQ - I would get Sid Meier to appear on PolyCast

[Wezil]

Krill - A warm dry rock.

[Krill]

I have a warm dry rock. Unfortunately I lose it every time I go inside

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by AAHZ
DanQ - I would get Sid Meier to appear on PolyCast

DanQ - I would get more than 3 people to listen to PolyCast

[Krill]

And I can tell Wezil isjust spamming., God he deserves to be pcr'd for just posting that

[Krill]

Lord Shiva - I would give another level above Diety.

[Asher]

Asher - A circumcision so he can finally feel like a member of "the tribe".

What is "the tribe" in this context? In every possible way I am affected, circumcised people are a minority (and inferior!)

[SlowwHand]

WTF?

Iqaluit Fire Dept? Forget that.

[Krill]

Cars are overrated...

[Grandpa Troll]

Re: The Poly Poster Christmas List

Originally posted by Wezil
This was a mediocre success last year so I promise to put more effort into it this year.

In the spirit of Xmas it is time to put our collective heads together and come up with the perfect gift ideas for our fellow posters. I'll admit I'm not the most creative of people but I did my best to get us started...

.

Donegeal - Martial arts lessons.

I am qualified and as a former Federal Officer, if I lived near Donegeal, it would be my pleasure and stewardship responsibility to share with him many helful tactics and techniques.

Of course, pertaining to weapons I was allowed to carry,

SAP or similiar but less flexible than a Blackjack



5 Cell(D Brand) Kel Light



PR-24 or Martial Arts Tonfa



If a flashlight shampoo is unavailable then of course we allways had "Settle out of court,pre trial,pre confinement"

Night Stick Justice



Just kidding Law Enforcement would never resort to such tactics

Serious, I would be honored to share with my Brother many takedown or come-alongs

Anyhoo Merry Christmas

P S In addition, no choke holds

[Wezil]

Originally posted by Krill
And I can tell Wezil isjust spamming., God he deserves to be pcr'd for just posting that

Krill accusing anyone of spamming.

Sloww - You broke the thread.

[Krill]

Originally posted by Wezil


Krill accusing anyone of spamming.

Sloww - You broke the thread.

I deserve that

Especially today