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  • #16
    Probably a gift card to one of the local shops...

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    • #17
      When did hammers get so high-tech? Anti-vibe? I need anti-thumb-smash.
      The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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      • #18
        I have a lightning hammer.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #19
          I'm taking my mom to a hot springs resort so I guess it is a present for me too.
          "'Let there be light!' said God, and there was light.
          'Let there be blood!' says man, and there's a sea!"

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          • #20
            Why don't you give your mom a hammer?
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Pekka
              Why don't you give your mom a hammer?
              She already has a hammer, I call him dad.
              "'Let there be light!' said God, and there was light.
              'Let there be blood!' says man, and there's a sea!"

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              • #22
                Why do you call your mom's hammer dad?
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  Why do you call your mom's hammer dad?
                  Because he is my dad but he isn't just a hammer. He can do other things too like take out the trash and reach stuff on high shelves.
                  "'Let there be light!' said God, and there was light.
                  'Let there be blood!' says man, and there's a sea!"

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                  • #24
                    That's what dads are for.

                    So a hammer for you then?
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • #25
                      The GF's coming down from Boston to stay for a week.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Elok
                        The GF's coming down from Boston to stay for a week.
                        Do you live anywhere near Lorizael? I know what he needs/wants for Christmas.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #27
                          Sorry, I don't share, and while I'm sure he's a fine human being I don't think she'd be interested either. We do live in the same general area though.
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                          • #28
                            It's impolite not to share.
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #29
                              come hell or high water...

                              ...i will finally get a new computer before 2008 to replace "BABY" after 6 faithful years . A Gateway of course, they have sold me for life.

                              Jeez i am sure gonna miss my old girl though. Best goddamn computer i have ever had.
                              The Wizard of AAHZ

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Elok
                                Sorry, I don't share, and while I'm sure he's a fine human being I don't think she'd be interested either. We do live in the same general area though.
                                Curiously enough, someone who is someone's girlfriend will be coming down from Boston over Christmas, and she can be shared with me.
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