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  • #16
    Originally posted by LordShiva
    *rubber-soled
    *from
    *robber soul
    *form

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
      People in the UK don't have to worry about police brutality. According to this documentary movie I watched called "V for Vendetta", an anarchist vigilante in a mask will come along to save you.
      Of course first he'll put you through hell to see if you're worth saving.
      Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
      Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
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      • #18
        I wonder if anybody has ever bitten their tongue off while being tasered.
        "'Let there be light!' said God, and there was light.
        'Let there be blood!' says man, and there's a sea!"

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        • #19
          Ask Donegeal.

          Spec.
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          • #20
            Probably not. You can't move when you're being tasered.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #21
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              Probably not. You can't move when you're being tasered.
              But what if you were sticking your tongue out at the police when they zap you? Wouldn't your mouth suddenly close shut when the electricity locks your muscles up?
              "'Let there be light!' said God, and there was light.
              'Let there be blood!' says man, and there's a sea!"

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              • #22
                Sticking your tongue out would be considered an extremely aggressive act and would no doubt result in you being shot.

                Am I right Donegeal?
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #23
                  Aggressive? No. In poor taste? Yes.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Reiko
                    I wonder if anybody has ever bitten their tongue off while being tasered.
                    Not that I have heard of. The worst thing that has happened that I have heard of is someone got a prong in the eye.

                    Now THATS gotta hurt. BTW, the eye was lost (but, dammit, eyes are a redundant system, thats why we have two!! ).
                    Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                    '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Donegeal
                      eyes are a redundant system, thats why we have two


                      I presume that ignorance of distance-measuring is merely being feigned here for comic effect.

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                      • #26
                        What Donegeal isn't telling us is that the guy was simply bending over to tie his shoe at the time.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #27
                          I tase myself all the time to recharge my pacemaker batteries, nothing to it.
                          Long time member @ Apolyton
                          Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Cort Haus
                            I presume that ignorance of distance-measuring is merely being feigned here for comic effect.
                            You didn't see my smilely?
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                            '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                            • #29
                              I thought it was a thrill-of-power smiley, as Ming likes to use.

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                              • #30
                                If someone stuck their tongue out at me, I'd tase that tongue right out of their head.

                                Come over here a minute, Wez.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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