Advice on becoming gay?

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer
....and movie collection...

Did you ever get a DVD-player that would show them? As I remember it, your DVD player was Zone 4 and all your DVDs were Zone 1's.

[Theben]

More proof he's just trying to sucker the local bachelors.

[snoopy369]

You know you can change the region, right?

[Lancer]

Wezil, how might this help the match making pray tell?

Zkrib, yes we brought one that plays almost everything, except the one with the woman with the big bazookas...

Theben's gf is still available btw.

Snoopy, I've heard that but no need now.

[Wezil]

Easy Lancer. Line up your eligible young ladies on that end with a web cam display for the young, horny, single, geeky guys on this site.

You're bound to get a match or two.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer
Zkrib, yes we brought one that plays almost everything, except the one with the woman with the big bazookas...

Alas, not "The Bazookas Babe Braves Boston"?

[Dinner]

Late the gay guy bugger you in the rear. If that doesn't get them to let you in nothing will.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Lancer
Theben's gf is still available btw.

Yes, all of them.

[Alinestra Covelia]

One of the guys I'm friends with got in a weird situation last year. He was dating a girl and wanted to take it to the "next level" (read as: initiate a sausage-and-doughnut situation with her) but couldn't figure out when to make the first move.

Turns out the girl invited him to go down to Miami with her. He packed his stuff and headed out and I didn't see him for a week or so.

He came back and said that a few other friends had been invited, without his knowledge. The trip consisted of him, his girlfriend, and six other women of different ethnicities but all in the age 16-24 range.

Unsurprisingly, there was some major cock-block and he never got a second's privacy alone with his girlfriend the whole time. However they got back to his apartment exhausted and finally had sex on his couch.

I appear to have strayed somewhat from the original poster's point, but nevertheless I suspect there's still a moral lesson there for all of us, I'm sure.

...

Not entirely sure what, though.

[Lancer]

Wezil, an excellent idea! I promote you to assistant junior apprentice matchmaker (in training), congrats.

Don't let it go to your head.

No Zkrib, the second one, the one with the hamsters and the jello.

Theben, even those 'girls' we saw during fiesta are still available. Hot chicks they were until we realized they weren't chicks at all.

Alinestra, maybe some if the girls were lesbian? Btw, I think lesbians shouldn't be allowed into the girls party here in the house, as they might qualify as guys?? According to the logic that reigns.

Oerdin, I've gotten some good advice, watch lifetime and take it up the butt. Thanx!

[Serb]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
One of the guys I'm friends with got in a weird situation last year. He was dating a girl and wanted to take it to the "next level" (read as: initiate a sausage-and-doughnut situation with her) but couldn't figure out when to make the first move.

Turns out the girl invited him to go down to Miami with her. He packed his stuff and headed out and I didn't see him for a week or so.

He came back and said that a few other friends had been invited, without his knowledge. The trip consisted of him, his girlfriend, and six other women of different ethnicities but all in the age 16-24 range.

Unsurprisingly, there was some major cock-block and he never got a second's privacy alone with his girlfriend the whole time. However they got back to his apartment exhausted and finally had sex on his couch.

I appear to have strayed somewhat from the original poster's point, but nevertheless I suspect there's still a moral lesson there for all of us, I'm sure.

...

Not entirely sure what, though.

A moral lesson?
You mean he missed the golden opportunity for group sex with 7 women of different ethnicities but all in the age 16-24 range?

[Alinestra Covelia]

With a name like "Lancer", I think you might just be able to wriggle your way into that party. If not through the security at the front door, then maybe by going round the flank, toward the back, and through the rear.

Then again, I'm probably a top suspect for clam jousting myself. Or velcro fastening. Or indeed licking sushi off a barbershop floor. Look at my name and quail at the lesbotic anagrams thereof:

NEAT LILAC OVARIES

CLEAN AREOLA VISIT

ANAL EROTICA EVILS

A SALIVAL ERECTION

VAIN CLITORAL EASE

*sigh*

[Lancer]

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Look at my name and quail at the lesbotic anagrams thereof:

NEAT LILAC OVARIES

CLEAN AREOLA VISIT

ANAL EROTICA EVILS

A SALIVAL ERECTION

VAIN CLITORAL EASE

And you say you don't have brains.

[Alinestra Covelia]

Well, the "Salival Erection" one sort of blows my entire argument out of the water.

Heh heh... blows...

A slip of the tongue. Went over the head. etc.