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  • excellent! we now need to find new phrases to get #1 at
    we are pretty close for "taser smiley"
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    • This could be fun.

      edit: I forgot to mention taser smiley.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • "Happy Putin"
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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        • Does it actually have an effect if I say Happy Putin in a thread or do I have to say Happy Putin in a thread title?

          Also, does it need the " " around the Happy Putin or is it good enough to say Happy Putin without the " "?

          While we are at it... a taser smiley is a must. We need to incorporate the "taser smiley" into the smileys list as soon as we find room for it and the vomit smiley. The vomit smiley is long overdue.

          The 48" pizza smiley we can do without. This coup attempt by the 48" pizza smiley will not succeed against the banana smiley. There is a reason the banana smiley rules here at Apolyton and that is because it is superior to all others including 48" pizza, vomit smiley, taser smiley and yes, even Happy Putin.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • Originally posted by Wezil
            Does it actually have an effect if I say Happy Putin in a thread or do I have to say Happy Putin in a thread title?

            Also, does it need the " " around the Happy Putin or is it good enough to say Happy Putin without the " "?

            While we are at it... a taser smiley is a must. We need to incorporate the "taser smiley" into the smileys list as soon as we find room for it and the vomit smiley. The vomit smiley is long overdue.

            The 48" pizza smiley we can do without. This coup attempt by the 48" pizza smiley will not succeed againt the banana smiley. There is a reason the banana smiley rules here at Apolyton and that is because it is superior to all others including 48" pizza, vomit smiley, taser smiley and yes, eve Happy Putin.
            QFT
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • Originally posted by Wezil
              Does it actually have an effect if I say Happy Putin in a thread or do I have to say Happy Putin in a thread title?

              Also, does it need the " " around the Happy Putin or is it good enough to say Happy Putin without the " "?

              While we are at it... a taser smiley is a must. We need to incorporate the "taser smiley" into the smileys list as soon as we find room for it and the vomit smiley. The vomit smiley is long overdue.

              The 48" pizza smiley we can do without. This coup attempt by the 48" pizza smiley will not succeed against the banana smiley. There is a reason the banana smiley rules here at Apolyton and that is because it is superior to all others including 48" pizza, vomit smiley, taser smiley and yes, even Happy Putin.
              As you know I'm not a tech type guy. I can understand Banana smiley, taser smiley, vomit smiley, Happy Putin and 48" pizza b/c these are simple concepts. I asked these questions b/c I really don't know how google decides these things.

              Do banana smiley, taser smiley, vomit smiley, Happy Putin and 48" pizza require separate thread titles or is thread mention sufficient to boost the "google rating"?
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • I think linking to them improves their search rank.
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • Originally posted by Wezil

                  The 48" pizza smiley we can do without.
                  You will not steal my triumph!
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • Originally posted by MarkG
                    excellent! we now need to find new phrases to get #1 at
                    we are pretty close for "taser smiley"
                    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...ey&btnG=Search
                    We were almost #1 for "Lol Pets" before it became trendy.



                    I have no idea how search engine optimization works, but IMO I think it's probably a bunch of geeks surfing the web, placing things into queues while eating a 48"

















                    wait for










































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                    pizza.
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • Originally posted by LordShiva
                      I think linking to them improves their search rank.
                      Now that I have quoted you I can see how you have performed this bit of trickery.
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • For instance, linking to teh Happy Putin thread may eventually help us rise from #2 to #1 in Google searches for "Happy Putin".
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • Originally posted by Japher


                          We were almost #1 for "Lol Pets" before it became trendy.
                          Indeed. My lolpets thread was quite teh trendsetter
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • oh yeah, here's your 48' pizza

                            Monkey!!!

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                            • Originally posted by LordShiva
                              For instance, linking to teh Happy Putin thread may eventually help us rise from #2 to #1 in Google searches for "Happy Putin".
                              Somebody is actually ahead of us for Happy Putin?

                              I thought our constant references and links to Happy Putin would have made us #1 in the Happy Putin list already.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                              • erm i think we are last i checked on Google.
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