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  • Bad Predictions about the Future

    'We will bury you' (Soviet Premier, on U.S. capitalism)


    Some examples, all completely wrong of course, which makes them entertaining:

    «Everything that can be invented has been invented.»
    Charles H. Duell, an official at the US patent office, 1899.

    «I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone.»
    Charles Darwin, in the foreword to his book, The Origin of Species, 1869.

    «The Americans are good about making fancy cars and refrigerators, but that doesn't mean they are any good at making aircraft. They are bluffing. They are excellent at bluffing.»
    Hermann Goering, Commander-in-Chief of the Luftwaffe, 1942.

    «That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced.»
    Scientific American, Jan. 2 edition, 1909.

    «Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.»
    Lord Kelvin, British mathematician and physicist, president of the British Royal Society, 1895.

    «There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.»
    Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp. (DEC), maker of big business mainframe computers, arguing against the PC in 1977.
    There are a lot more
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  • #2
    «I see no good reasons why the views given in this volume should shock the religious sensibilities of anyone.»
    Charles Darwin, in the foreword to his book, The Origin of Species, 1869.
    I think it's more astute social commentary than a bad prediction.

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    • #3
      Well, they don't take it that literally there

      Also nice

      «Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?»
      H. M. Warner, co-founder of Warner Brothers, 1927.

      «Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous.»
      Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister, 1939.

      «Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years.» -– Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp., in the New York Times in 1955.
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      • #4
        "Ronald Reagan for Governor?? No, Jimmy Stewart for Governor. Ronald Reagan for his best friend."
        ...Jack Warner


        My worst prediction: With the fall of Communism, the Soviet Union would revert to a monarchy under the next in line for the Czar.

        My best prediction (in the 2000 election): As goes Florida, thus goes the nation.

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        • #5
          It is only when you all have betrayed me that I will come back. - Friedrich Nietzsche.

          In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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          • #6
            I have no desire to have a computer in my home, but it just so happens I'm addicted to computer games and the internet...

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            • #7
              Nuclear powered vacuum cleaners

              And Sir Winston, shame shame. My respect for him has went down.

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              • #8
                Ford actually had a nuclear powered car in the works back in the 50s called the Fored Nucleon.

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                • #9
                  they don't have the one where the guy said "potato chips, micro chips, whats the difference?".

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                  • #10
                    "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote." ~ Grover Cleveland, U.S. President, 1905.




                    I believe reading this quote for the first time is what led to the spitting hissy fit that would become Bella Abzug.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Zkribbler
                      My worst prediction: With the fall of Communism, the Soviet Union would revert to a monarchy under the next in line for the Czar.
                      Except for that next in line for the Czar bit, that prediction is spot-on so far.
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                      • #12
                        "Guitar groups are on the way out"

                        Decca records after rejecting giving The Beatles a recording contract
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bill Gates
                          "No one will ever need more than 640kb of RAM"

                          Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                          I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                          • #14
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              "Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp. (DEC), maker of big business mainframe computers,"

                              Er, not quite.
                              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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