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    Sandy Wong gets turned on by expensive and classic cars, motorcycles and women with big feet and really likes to expose himself in public.

    Unfortunately, the 45-year-old Edmonton man's sexual deviancy has led to him "pleasuring" himself while sitting on the roof of cars, including a BMW on display at the Home and Garden Show at the Northlands AgriCom.

    Wong was sentenced yesterday to 90 days in jail, which he has already served in pre-trial custody, and put on probation for two years after earlier pleading guilty to three counts of indecent exposure, two counts of mischief, two counts of obstructing a peace officer and theft.

    "Mr. Wong is a sex offender. That is what he is," said Crown prosecutor Kimberly Goddard. "These are sexual offences done in public; voyeurism, exhibitionism ..."

    HOME AND GARDEN SHOW

    Court heard Wong was observed checking out three BMW vehicles on display at the Home and Garden Show on March 22. Then, he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.

    Shortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweatpants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver's door window.

    Security eventually detained Wong until police showed up and a cleanup crew had to wash down the BMW.


    According to psychiatrist Dr. Curtis Woods, Wong says he is "sexually attracted" to the BMW's rooftop because "it's curved like a woman's body, the sex appeal, it felt good."

    Woods said Wong reported he also gets aroused by other cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to "pleasure" himself.

    Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 Mini Cooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to "tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia" on the hood of the car.

    He also admitted climbing onto the roof of a 1991 Buick Century parked at the rear of a south-side home, taking off his clothes and masturbating on June 12.

    LOOKING AT PLAYGROUND

    A witness said Wong was looking towards students in the playground of a nearby elementary school at the time, but Wong denied seeing or being motivated by the children.

    In a psychiatric assessment of Wong, Woods said he told him he has a sexual preoccupation with women with big feet, has bought porn magazines about feet and once paid a prostitute $50 for a sexual service involving her feet.

    He also revealed a "sexual captivation" with motorcycles.

    Wong, who was born in North Korea and is living in a group home and receiving AISH benefits, has a lengthy criminal record including property offences and arson.

    In 2004, he was convicted and jailed for several arson charges relating to a series of deliberately set fires in 2003.

    Provincial court Judge Peter Caffaro ordered Wong to abide by a 10 p.m. to 6 a.m. curfew for the first year of his probation and a weekend curfew for the balance.




    Quit buying sexy cars people! Can't you see Mr. Wong has a problem?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    I can see why he left North Korea for North America.

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    • #3
      Somehow I don't think my old Honda Accord would be much of a turn-on.

      Now here's a Real Apolyton Challenge:

      Do you own a car smexy enough for Mr. Wong to want to have Biblical knowledge of it?

      Serious Note: Given that Norks have often been raised in death camp like conditions, they often have a raft of severe to moderate psych problems, but usually relating to violence and dependency than sexual things.
      "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
      "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
      "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Seeker
        ...Mr. Wong...
        *cough* Sandy Wong
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #5
          Possible fake alert...Wong is not a Korean name...it should be 'Hwang'...

          ......are you having us on, Wong?
          "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
          "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
          "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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          • #6
            He changed his name to be more suitable for his fetish.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #7
              Then why didn't he go for Wang?
              B♭3

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              • #8
                That's Asher's line!
                "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                • #9
                  This happened in Edmonton. I'm surprised he made it out alive.
                  "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                  "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                  • #10
                    If you think that's sad, ponder this: somewhere on the internet, there's a small community that got its rocks off reading this story about a guy jerking off on a BMW in public. I bet you anything you like, somewhere out there it's happening. They aren't just turned on by unsexy things, they're turned on by the idea of a guy being turned on by unsexy things.
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                    • #11
                      it's good to know I'm not the weirdest person in the world. Actually the internet has taught me I'm one of the few normal people in the world.

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