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  • Hey SlowwHand

    What do you think of Italians?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

  • #2
    I think they're grimey little bastards, 2nd only to the French.
    Why do you ask?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Good, because they're your new neighbours.

      SAN ANTONIO - Putting up a winning bid of $3.8 million, an unknown Italian buyer purchased today a five-hectare, unpopulated and one-house town in Texas through the online auction site eBay.

      But before Bobby Cave, who currently owns the town of Albert, signs the deed over, he must first figure out if the winning bid is legitimate.

      Cave said that unlike the usual items bought through eBay, there are no contractual obligations when it comes to real estate.

      The 47-year-old real estate agent from Texas says it all turned out great.

      If the deal goes through, the winning buyer will inherit an icehouse created from the frame of the old general store, a pavilion, an 85-year-old dance hall, a tractor shed and a three-bedroom house.

      Bridgeville, in northern California, was the first town ever put on the eBay auction block.

      The 34 hectares were twice sold on the site, in 2002 (that deal fell through) and again last year.

      The reserve price for the town was $2.5 million. Even if the deal does not go through, Cave said he has about five other prospective buyers genuinely interested in the town.

      Albert is about 96 kilometres north of San Antonio.


      How much for the rest of the state? I hear the French are looking to buy.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        Come sundown, they'll be gone. We know how to deal with these situations. Just Mexicans, only different.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          do you have a sister and do you know where she is ?

          Comment: I should shut down and go to sleep - way too druk.
          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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          • #6
            I think it would be cool to have a town of my own.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #7
              Druk? You mean duck? What's this about a duck?
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Druk are the Buddhist majority of Bhutan that have not associated with Lhotshampas.
                - wiki
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  You can get land for really cheap in parts of Texas. I don't know what you'll do with it besides own it.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #10
                    Well, **** a druk.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      I wouldn't want to do anything with it. That would be too much work.

                      I'd just set up a speed trap on the highway and taser people I don't like.
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #12
                        I'll sell them to you.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          I'll make you my deputy.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #14
                            Like Barney Fife!
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand
                              Well, **** a druk.
                              This is ****ing friday night and even cats get too much - see you bastards tomorrow

                              Edit: night, well, more correcty 5:40 - dammit. I need some serious sleep.
                              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                              Steven Weinberg

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