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  • the most weird spam you ever got

    does it beat this?

    Hello,

    My name is Elena, I have 30-years and I live in small city in Russian province.

    I have a 6-years daughter, her father abandoned us and we live with my mother. Recently my mother lost job due to old age and our situation became very difficult.

    The prices for gas and electricity became very high in the last months and we cannot use it to heat our home anymore.

    The winter is coming and temperature is very cold here already. The radio say it will be till minus 30 degrees Celsii in the near weeks. We do not know what to do and we very afraid.

    The only way for us to heat our home is to use portable wood burning stove which gives heat with burning wood or coal. We have a lot of wood in our region, therefore this way is very good for us
    and it will heat our home the whole winter with minimal charges.

    I work in library and after my job I allowed to use computer. I finded your address in internet and may be you can help us.

    We need portable stove, but we cannot buy it because it cost 6910 roubles (equivalent of 193 Euros) but my salary is very small. May be you have any used wood burning stove which you don't use anymore, then we would be very grateful to you if you can donate it to us and organize transport of its to our address. This stoves are different, and they weight between 60-150kg.

    I would like to send you picture of us, but unfortunately I don't have digital picture which can be transmited by computer.

    I send you best wishes.

    Elena.
    Co-Founder, Apolyton Civilization Site
    Co-Owner/Webmaster, Top40-Charts.com | CTO, Apogee Information Systems
    giannopoulos.info: my non-mobile non-photo news & articles blog

  • #2
    Yep, that wins.
    "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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    • #3
      I was prepared to send money, but stoves??? I have no such stove
      Blah

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      • #4
        Portable stove?!?!?
        uh?
        Some kind of 'lap stove'?!?!
        The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.

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        • #5
          iStove
          Blah

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          • #6
            Heartrending.

            What's she going to do with all the stoves she'll get from benevolent Americans and Europeans?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sir Ralph
              Heartrending.

              What's she going to do with all the stoves she'll get from benevolent Americans and Europeans?
              Sell 'em at 6910 roubles a pop.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sir Ralph
                What's she going to do with all the stoves she'll get from benevolent Americans and Europeans?
                I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                • #9
                  Wouldn't it be easier to ask the benevolent dumbazzes straight for the money to buy a stove, as every righteous scammer would do? Or has this method become stale?

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                  • #10
                    Seeing as she knows how many euros the thing is, she is probably figuring someone will send her the money, rather than paying the freight for the 150kg portable stove.
                    I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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                    • #11
                      Maybe it's not spam but someone really in need.
                      Markos, show your human nature and donate the woman and stove
                      Formerly known as "CyberShy"
                      Carpe Diem tamen Memento Mori

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CyberShy
                        Maybe it's not spam but someone really in need.
                        Markos, show your human nature and donate the woman and stove
                        i can give you the e-mail
                        Co-Founder, Apolyton Civilization Site
                        Co-Owner/Webmaster, Top40-Charts.com | CTO, Apogee Information Systems
                        giannopoulos.info: my non-mobile non-photo news & articles blog

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                        • #13
                          Who gets spam?
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            Anyone having to whore their CV around the recruitment networks for a start.

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                            • #15
                              I mean, who gets spam in their inbox.
                              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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