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  • #31
    *cough* Universal Healthcare *cough*

    BTW Apocalypse, you didn’t show up this year either. It would be polite if you just E-mailed people that you aren’t planning on coming.

    PS Post on a more appropriate site, if you’re really sick.
    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Heraclitus

      PS Post on a more appropriate site, if you’re really sick.
      Are you implying we don't know what we're talking about?!
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #33




        (waits for the flame posts to start)
        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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        • #34
          How dare you question the ultimate competence of teh interwebs, assembled at Apolyton?

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          • #35
            There are doctors here. There's probably at least one of everything here.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #36
              It's not like any doctor can just walk in and tell him what is causing his numbness. It depends on his specialty and also would require an examination.

              Slowwhand this is strike one for you

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              • #37
                He didn't say they could.

                Call him a dumbass Sloww
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #38
                  You are such a jackass. Did I say he could make an absolute diagnosis? No, I didn't. I said there are some of everything here; but now that you bring it up, a real doctor could make a better swinging wild ass guess than me or you. Especially you, because you're a dumbass.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #39
                    My advice: find the nearest revival and get some healing!

                    Behold the Power of Jesus!
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #40
                      maybe...

                      spinal chord problem

                      or

                      multiple sclerosis?

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                      • #41
                        Hypochondriac?
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #42
                          Yeah, I know it could be MS. I am not a girl and it isn't in my family so it is very unlikely though.
                          "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
                          "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
                          "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
                          "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            You are such a jackass. Did I say he could make an absolute diagnosis? No, I didn't. I said there are some of everything here; but now that you bring it up, a real doctor could make a better swinging wild ass guess than me or you. Especially you, because you're a dumbass.
                            Yeehaw, sorry but you are simply huffing and puffing out of your ass again. A real doctor, assuming by that you exclude douche bags like mere "dermatologists" who likely wouldn't be familiar with Apocalypse's problem, still would not be able to make a much more informed guess without discussing this situation at length with him. And knowing his medical history. Etc etc.

                            OUT OF HERE YOU GO. You know what, I am tired of your ranting on my intelligence. I will be happy to challenge you to a game of chess or even scrabble, although I think your people in Texas prefer to shoot first and think later.
                            Last edited by Wiglaf; November 20, 2007, 01:26.

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                            • #44
                              You're taking the position that you could diagnose as well as Doc Strangelove, given any amount of time required and available, by the same means?
                              You're stupid sometimes.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #45
                                Given only the OP, there is no way for any doctor to make a more accurate assessment of the situation than anyone with a computer and WebMD.

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