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    MICCOSUKEE TRIBE INDIAN RESERVATION, Fla. (AP) — A suspected thief disappeared into an alligator-infested lake as he fled police only to turn up dead the next day with gator teeth marks on his upper torso, authorities said Tuesday.

    It wasn’t immediately clear how the man died, but an 9-foot-3-inch long alligator may have been responsible.

    The reptile has been killed and is being stored in a cooler awaiting a coroner’s examination for human hair or skin, said Brian Wood, owner of All American Gator Products, which is storing the gator for now. It will then be incinerated or buried, he said.

    The man was allegedly burglarizing a vehicle in a resort parking lot Thursday and ran when police arrived, said Dexter Lehtinen, one of the Miccosukee tribe’s police legal advisors. His name was not released.

    The man’s body was recovered Friday by tribal police divers from the lake at the Miccosukee Resort and Convention Center west of Miami. A sign there warns people: “Danger Live Alligators.”

    Another man was also arrested. The tribe, which is not obligated to follow Florida’s open records laws, declined to release his name. Without a name, the Miami-Dade state attorney’s office was unable to comment on whether the man has been charged.




    I feel bad for the alligator. Lunch showed up in his swamp and the gator gets killed just to see if maybe he took a bite? Who cares?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    ...recovered Friday by tribal police divers... A sign there warns people: “Danger Live Alligators.”
    Okay, that's one job I wouldn't want to have.

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    • #3
      They can't count on random thieves dropping by all the time you know.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        A suspected thief disappeared into an alligator-infested lake as he fled police only to turn up dead the next day with gator teeth marks on his upper torso, authorities said Tuesday.

        It wasn’t immediately clear how the man died
        Did that read as mildly moronic to anyone else?

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        • #5
          It is possible he died somehow before the gator got to him but yes, it seems pretty obvious what happened.
          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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          • #6
            Alligators ususally drown their land-base prey. So, it would be immediately apparent.

            ...or the guy could have dropped dead from a heart attack when he came face-to-teeth with an alligator.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Blake


              Did that read as mildly moronic to anyone else?
              Maybe the croc took a bite after he died?
              That's not impossible and coroners tend to be quite cautious.

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              • #8
                I don't think it's worth killing the gator to find out.
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Lul Thyme
                  Maybe the croc took a bite after he died?
                  Alligators don't eat fresh meat. The let it start to rot first. (Don't ask me why.)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Blake
                    Did that read as mildly moronic to anyone else?
                    No. It's just you.
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Zkribbler


                      Alligators don't eat fresh meat. The let it start to rot first. (Don't ask me why.)
                      BS. Like a gator would make a kill then let it "age properly"? While some other gator might chomp it down?
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                      • #12
                        According to "the authority"

                        Alligators' main prey are smaller animals that they can kill and eat with a single bite. Alligators may kill larger prey by grabbing it and dragging it in the water to drown. Alligators consume food that cannot be eaten in one bite by allowing it to rot or by biting and then spinning or convulsing wildly until bite-size pieces are torn off. This is referred to as the "death roll."


                        You're both right.
                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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