I'm a caveman

[Pekka]

Yes it's true.

I was making some late night snack, something I usually don't do, but heck I was hungry! So I put some stuff on the frying pan, went back to watch some television. Suddenly I noticed damn it, I think I'm burning something because there's some smoke and right at that moment the fire alarm goes off. This really loud and high pitch, I mean just not very tolerable sound. But oh damn, where IS the alarm? I have to turn it off first (11PM in here), because there's no real fire.

I'm still new to this place so I never realized to check out the fire alarm, it's such loud and high noise I can't localize it so I just randomly look. SO I find it. But I can't see any buttons to turn it off, nothing. Just a white box. So I get angry. MRRR!!! GRRRR! I started to just rip it off, because it's supposed to come off like that anyway, can't find any ways to get the box off so I think it just requires force. I truly put mind into it. The box comes off violently, and this soudn PONNNNNGGGGGGGGGG goes off for a second.

I'm like wtf, I think I broke it. Well, at least it's quiet... until the fire alarm goes off again. NOOOOO!!! What did I do? I ripped off the box for the door bell! Now I've actually broken the door bell and the fire alarm is still going on loud, and it's still smoking some, and I'm still not eating!

Oh well. I've fixed it now. I mean the fire alarm was very close to the door bell box so... and it had a button

[Cort Haus]

Yeah, just press the little button at the centre of the fire alarm.

[Pekka]

I did, right before I had demolished the box for the door bell. It's completely broken I think, the whole thing came off and I was thinking like damn, this is pretty tight, this can't be right. Well, you know... "these new damn fire alarms, crappy as hell". Who knew the fire alarms were still the same like they've always been? Oh well.

THe sucky part continues, because the stuff I was making is black and burned, so it tastes bad and is pretty unhealthy I think but I made it so now I eat it, the damn door bell thing makes me want to eat this even if I don't want to.

Second of all, since there's some smoke inside, I had to open one of the doors for a while, and guess what, I live next to Santa Claus these days so it's winter and snow and everything, it's cold inside already.

Aftermath:
Really bad snack, the worst ever.
Broken door bell.
Smoke inside.
Getting cold inside as well.
I still rule.

And all this because of a snack I didn't need anyway... besides, I'm a crafty guy, yes? Well I guess I suck at snack making, because I can break the house as part of that.. cooking feast. I think this means that my future wife has to always cook, because "the last time I tried to make some snack, almost broke the house".

[Lord Avalon]

How do you know the food is done? When the fire alarm goes off.

Broken door bell

[-Jrabbit]

I think this means that my future wife has to always cook, because "the last time I tried to make some snack, almost broke the house".

QFT

[Pekka]

Tell me about it. I think I have to buy a new one. I don't even know how it should work. One thing is for sure, 100 euros won't cut it. That was an expensive snack, considering I also burnt it and it tasted like death.

[Zoid]

Re: I'm a caveman

Originally posted by Pekka
Yes it's true.

I was making some late night snack, something I usually don't do, but heck I was hungry! So I put some stuff on the frying pan, went back to watch some television. Suddenly I noticed damn it, I think I'm burning something because there's some smoke and right at that moment the fire alarm goes off. This really loud and high pitch, I mean just not very tolerable sound. But oh damn, where IS the alarm? I have to turn it off first (11PM in here), because there's no real fire.

I'm still new to this place so I never realized to check out the fire alarm, it's such loud and high noise I can't localize it so I just randomly look. SO I find it. But I can't see any buttons to turn it off, nothing. Just a white box. So I get angry. MRRR!!! GRRRR! I started to just rip it off, because it's supposed to come off like that anyway, can't find any ways to get the box off so I think it just requires force. I truly put mind into it. The box comes off violently, and this soudn PONNNNNGGGGGGGGGG goes off for a second.

I'm like wtf, I think I broke it. Well, at least it's quiet... until the fire alarm goes off again. NOOOOO!!! What did I do? I ripped off the box for the door bell! Now I've actually broken the door bell and the fire alarm is still going on loud, and it's still smoking some, and I'm still not eating!

Oh well. I've fixed it now. I mean the fire alarm was very close to the door bell box so... and it had a button

ROFL

[VetLegion]

Re: I'm a caveman

Originally posted by Pekka
I'm like wtf, I think I broke it. Well, at least it's quiet... until the fire alarm goes off again. NOOOOO!!! What did I do? I ripped off the box for the door bell! Now I've actually broken the door bell and the fire alarm is still going on loud, and it's still smoking some, and I'm still not eating!

hilarious

[Zkribbler]

Ding dong, the door bell's dead.
Which doorbell? The dead doorbell!
Ding dong, the dead door bell is dead!

It's gone where the door bells go,
Below, heave ho, heave ho!
Sing out high, and sing out low!
The doorbell's in the trash below!

[Pekka]

It could have been a lot worse. I had to stand on a chair to rip off the box, so what if I would have lost my balance (because I almost did when it came off) and hit my head on the floor or something... unconscious, then die from the smoke. Fire alarm is still on so the firemen come to my house. I'd be there, in my t-shirt and boxers, dead, with an erection (didn't have one but I guess you can have one if you die) and the door bell box on my hand? How would they know what happened?

"I guess he tried to **** the door bell box". Then they'd radio it, and all the nerds listening the emergecy frequencies would start with their crap, an instant internet legend would be born, even news people would make fun of me, the guy who tried to have sex with the door bell box, died with his loved one and still having a clear sign of affection for it. How embarrasing woudl that be?

Oh and in reality, I think I should tell the housing office about this, but how do I say it? "Well... I mean it just dropped to the floor". Not very likely, it looks like it's been smashed. And I can't say that I ripped it off, what would be the sense in that? "Pekka... why did you do that?" And even if I tell them that real story, they still think I'm an idiot.

No way. I better fix this myself....

[Zoid]

Good call

[Imran Siddiqui]

This is where WTF Pekka comes into its own. But this time it isn't as a result of incomprehensibility.

Have you ever thought of starting a blog?

[SlowwHand]

If I could have a life filled with the events of just one of your weeks, I'd consider it quite the adventure.

[Pekka]

Imran, it's perfectly something that happens to every people. I mean not ripping off the door bell box but it's not that unheard of to break something in your house.

Blog? No point. No one would read it, except maybe few freaks. There's always someone who says "I'd read it", but come on. It would be just daily entries of "I'm pissed at the colour blue", "I hate sand!", "Not my fault." and "I hurt/broke myself/object" and maybe a monthly "You know what I really hate?".

[VetLegion]

Originally posted by Pekka
"I guess he tried to **** the door bell box". Then they'd radio it, and all the nerds listening the emergecy frequencies would start with their crap, an instant internet legend would be born, even news people would make fun of me, the guy who tried to have sex with the door bell box, died with his loved one and still having a clear sign of affection for it. How embarrasing woudl that be?

You're on a roll tonight.