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Did he have kids? If not, can we nominate him for a Darwin Award?
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Nah, no where near as good as the guy who strapped a solid fuel rocket to his car.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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The JATO legend is pure myth. There's no record of it happening and they even tested it on MythBusters--the car would not have become airborne or anything.Originally posted by Krill
Nah, no where near as good as the guy who strapped a solid fuel rocket to his car.Comment
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It's still funny. Like the Armageddon story.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Missunderstood the term "catburglar", I quess...I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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"fatburglar" is more like it."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Curiosity killed the cat,
And this cat was just too damn fat.
He climbed in through the housecat's door.
Not this fat cat is no more.Comment
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Death by cat door.
Brilliant!
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It would be funny if he didn't die in the process
In da butt.
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It can't be 'death by catdoor' if he doesn't die. Now can it?I love being beaten by women - LorizaelComment
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Nah, it's still funny.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Zoid
It can't be 'death by catdoor' if he doesn't die. Now can it? Excellent point!
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Going through a cat door was this cat's undoing.
He called his girl a name; so she's in the kitchen stewin'.
He's sneaking back in, like he knew what he was doin'.
But he neck is being choked; so his face, it's quickly bluin'.Last edited by Zkribbler; November 14, 2007, 19:02.Comment
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