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    Man marries ***** to beat curse

    An Indian man has married a female dog, believing the union will help him atone for stoning two other dogs to death.


    P Selvakumar, 33, said he had been cursed since the killings, suffering paralysis and a loss of hearing.

    The wedding took place at a Hindu temple in Tamil Nadu state. The "bride" wore an orange sari with a flower garland and was fed a bun to celebrate.

    Superstitious people in rural India sometimes organise weddings to animals in the hope of warding off curses.

    'Tried every cure'

    Crowds cheered the newly-weds at the end of the ceremony in Sivaganga district, about 50km (30 miles) east of the city of Madurai.

    The "bride", who is called Selvi, was led to the temple in Manamudurai wearing a sari before vows were exchanged in a traditional Hindu ceremony.

    A relative of the groom who attended the wedding said he hoped Mr Selvakumar would now be cured.

    "Fifteen years back Selvakumar was physically fit. But, once he attacked a pair of dogs and thereafter Kumar could not move his limbs freely," the relative, Ramu, told the BBC.

    "He tried every cure for his ailment but could not be rid of his disability.

    "On the advice of an astrologer and others, he decided to marry a ***** to get cured. Then we arranged Selvakumar's marriage with a *****."




    Damn filter! This is an appropriate use of the word *****!
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    Serves him right for being mean to dogs
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #3


      You beat me to the weird news section today.
      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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      • #4
        So....
        Men can marry dogs.
        There was a story awhile back about dogs marrying dogs.
        But let a man try and marry a man and gadzooks

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        • #5
          this one is too easy... so i will just give a warm and hearty congratulations to the new couple.
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          Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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          • #6
            I took one look at the bride and wanted to barf.

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            • #7
              damn, i was about to post this

              the happy couple
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              • #8
                I can't tell. Is the bride blushing?
                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  Or wishing she were somewhere else?
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                  • #10
                    definitely the latter.

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                    • #11


                      So, did the "cure" work?
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                      • #12
                        And if it didn't, is it grounds for divorce?
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                        • #13
                          It's a strange planet.
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                          • #14
                            Nothing should come between a man and his dog... 'cept a condom.

                            (I know, it's wrong... but it still makes me laugh)
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                            • #15
                              Yes, we do need a :vomit: smiley.
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