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    A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream over her after a booking error by the teen's mum.

    It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

    The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a “birthday surprise” would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

    Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

    She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.

    One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

    “The teacher suddenly announced: ‘Something is about to happen’,” the student said.

    “Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn’t been doing his homework.”

    The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

    “No one could believe it,” the student said.

    “Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.”

    The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was when the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

    “To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ‘That’s it. That’s enough’.”

    The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.


    The teacher shouldn't have stopped the show.
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  • #2
    "birthday surprise" well done
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    • #3
      where's the film?
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        wow

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        • #5
          Of course, the stripper might have been less embarrasing than the gorillagram.

          Also, wow for the stripper going into a classroom!

          JM
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          • #6


            I don't know what else to say. Just
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            • #7
              Just think, next year he gets a hooker for his birthday, which since it's on a Sunday, gets delivered to his Sunday school.
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              • #8
                She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the “stunned” teacher called an end to the act.


                Suuuuuuuure, that's why it took so long...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
                  Just think, next year he gets a hooker for his birthday, which since it's on a Sunday, gets delivered to his Sunday school.
                  He left at the same time as the stripper? Who knows what happened next...

                  JM
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                  • #10
                    It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son’s classroom for a birthday surprise


                    That would have been an embarrassment
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                    • #11
                      Penis is what its called damn it!!

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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          How did the stripper NOT notice she was committing lewd acts in front of minors?
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

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                          • #14
                            Why didn't this sort of thing happen when I was in High School?
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                            • #15
                              This story seems completely preposterous.
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