The end is near

[Wezil]

SPOKANE, Washington (Reuters) - A cow plunged from a 200-foot (61-metre) cliff onto the hood of a minivan on a highway in central Washington state, according to police.

The car's occupants, Charles and Linda Everson, were not hurt in Sunday's accident, but the cow was euthanized at the scene.

"If the cow had fallen a split second later, the animal would have landed right in their laps," said Jeff Middleton, criminal deputy of the Chelan County Sheriff's Department.

Middleton estimated the animal weighed 600 lbs (272 kilograms), or the average size of a mature cow. It had been missing for two days and wandered 5 miles from home near the popular Lake Chelan tourist area.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0760029520071107

It's raining livestock now.

[BeBMan]

It's evolution at work. Cows are slowly transforming into avian lifeforms! This one just did the first ...uh....step

[Wezil]

I think he was depressed and suicidal from being lost and away from home.

[Spec]

I'd like to see a pic of the landscape to figure out how this happened.
That cow sniffed some Jenkem and thought it could fly.

Spec.

[Grandpa Troll]

I thought it was a take-gone-bad for Chik-Filet

[Japher]

damn french are attack Spokane!

[Aeson]

The cow was obviously trying to kill those poor people. It just had bad timing. Suicide attacks

We're at war!

*now feels justified to have steak tonight*

[Hercules]

It was an enactment by the 'nursery rhyme acting company'.

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,



that went wrong.

A little dog , a dish and a spoon were seen leaving the area , shortly afterwards.

A cat and a fiddle were held for questioning.

It is thought the cow might have been high after consuming grass.

[b etor]