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  • Top 10 most ridiculous laws, UK edition

    # 1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)

    # 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)

    # 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)

    # 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned (5%)

    # 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)

    # 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

    # 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)

    # 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)

    # 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%)

    # 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)
    ...and some intl. examples....

    # In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)

    # In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)

    # A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)

    # In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)

    # It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)

    # In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)

    # Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)

    # In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)

    # In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)
    Just found at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7081038.stm
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    # In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)
    That adds a whole new definition to the term "giving head."

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    • #3
      Blah

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      • #4
        # 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)

        I thought a coppers helmet was for anyone to relieve themselves in!?

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          # 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)

          I thought you had to kill him WITH a bow and arrow...

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          • #6
            No true Scotsman would run around carrying bow and arrow.
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            • #7
              Given that they've completely butchered #10, I bet half of them are made up or exaggerated.

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              • #8
                # 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%)


                I can see the reason for that. It was probably done back when there may have been threats of armed fellows trampling into Parliament to take the body over.
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #9
                  It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama.


                  This is not a ridiculous law!
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Lorizael
                    This is not a ridiculous law!
                    I thought it was the one abour getting fish drunk
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Gibsie
                      Given that they've completely butchered #10, I bet half of them are made up or exaggerated.
                      True. You're actually allowed to freely murder scotsmen with impunity throughout the UK.

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                      • #12
                        if only...
                        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                          # 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour (3%)


                          I can see the reason for that. It was probably done back when there may have been threats of armed fellows trampling into Parliament to take the body over.
                          Yeah, the law was likely passed way back when soldiers actually wore suits of armor.

                          Oh, and I thought the York law was it was legal to kill a Scotsman with in the city walls after nightfall if he was carrying a bow and arrows.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #14
                            I know that the policeman's helmet one is BS. The rest probably are too.

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                              @ #8
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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