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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead -
It's out in the garage, next to the saw and the drill.
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I keep mine in my tool bag.Comment
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STOP!
HAMMER TIME!!!
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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I keep mine in a box. Almost all the time. I take it out every now and then."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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I worked at a hardware store one time and put that as a sign hanging over tool belts. It took a customer laughingly commenting to the manager before he noticed the connotation .
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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this is madness.Order of the FlyComment
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Come on, that stopped being funny months ago...
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.Comment
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The Hasselhoff NEVER stops being funny!
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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teh truthiness never stopsOriginally posted by DRoseDARs
The Hasselhoff NEVER stops being funny!
Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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Madness!? This IS hammervilee!!!!!Originally posted by AAHZ
this is madness.
Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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