Teh abstract concept of "LordShiva," and what it means to your life

[Japher]

If you could have an endless supply of any bread spread what spread would you most want to have?

[SlowwHand]

Abstract banana.

[Aeson]

As an agnostic, I am now unsure of LS's existence. He seemed so real just yesterday, but now... I look around at the world and ask myself, "If LS really existed... wouldn't there be some sign of his presence in my life?"

Where's the spam?

[Pekka]

LS, Ok, If you were a prostitute, what kind of a prostitute would you be and why?

[Cort Haus]

Surely Lord Shiva's life is now complete. Or at least, he has done his work here and can settle down and discuss the issues like everyone else.

Or not.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Aeson
Where's the spam?

I wouldn't know, since I never spam. I suggest checking with such blatant spammers as DrSpam, Zoidspam, Spamolai, Spamodeon, Spamrill, and others.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Pekka
LS, Ok, If you were a prostitute, what kind of a prostitute would you be and why?

I am not familiar enough with prostitute terminology to provide a satisfactory answer. Perhaps if you give me some choices, I can tell you which among them best represents teh type of prostitute I would be.

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Cort Haus
Surely Lord Shiva's life is now complete. Or at least, he has done his work here and can settle down and discuss the issues like everyone else.

Or not.

Au contraire, it has been theorised by some that I am among teh most insightful and informed discussers of teh issues currently active on teh internets.

[VetLegion]

I think you're one of the smarter members of this forum , even though I can't recall where KrazyHorse put you on the now official OT smartness ladder.

Congrats on the 10000th post.

Since it's also an "ask" thread, I strike right to the heart:

- which caste do you belong to in India?
- are you a nationalist (not like aneeshm, milder perhaps?) or one of them funny transnationalist scum of the earth? What do you think of Pakistan?
- I think you are unmarried: would you accept a bride your family chose for you?
- I'm curious does tradition mean anything to you? Do you observe any customs from home (since you live in the US)?

Don't answer stuff that's too personal, of course. This is a public forum.

[Pekka]

LS, just describe with your own words.

[snoopy369]

My question: Didn't we used to give PCRs for threads like this

Of course then you'd just have another 10,000th post in a few months weeks days...

[Aeson]

Originally posted by LordShiva
I wouldn't know, since I never spam. I suggest checking with such blatant spammers as DrSpam, Zoidspam, Spamolai, Spamodeon, Spamrill, and others.

Your attempts to convince me cannot be accepted as their existence (having been derived from you) is also in question.

[Arrian]

Originally posted by Aeson
As an agnostic, I am now unsure of LS's existence. He seemed so real just yesterday, but now... I look around at the world and ask myself, "If LS really existed... wouldn't there be some sign of his presence in my life?"

Where's the spam?

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by VetLegion
I think you're one of the smarter members of this forum , even though I can't recall where KrazyHorse put you on the now official OT smartness ladder.

Thank you, I think so too

I didn't get ranked by KH

Originally posted by VetLegion
Congrats on the 10000th post.

Originally posted by VetLegion
- which caste do you belong to in India?

I'm not entirely sure. My parents are from different ends of teh country, so it's likely they're from different castes. Judging by my last name, I would assume, if I cared at all about it, that I fall into teh warrior caste.

Originally posted by VetLegion
- are you a nationalist (not like aneeshm, milder perhaps?) or one of them funny transnationalist scum of the earth? What do you think of Pakistan?

I am somewhat nationalist. I'd call myself a secular, progressive nationalist, perhaps.

I think Pakistan was a mistake, and it isn't doing too well as a result. This is unfortunate, and I hope they can pull things together. I wish them all teh best.

Originally posted by VetLegion
I think you are unmarried: would you accept a bride your family chose for you?

I am unmarried, and would never accept a bride chosen by my family. Of course, there is zero chance of them doing that, so I'll be OK

Originally posted by VetLegion
- I'm curious does tradition mean anything to you? Do you observe any customs from home (since you live in the US)?

Not as an end in itself. There are, however, probably a large number of cultural practices that I observe, having grown up with them. I never waste food, for example, and eat every last scrap on my plate, because that's how we're brought up. I love teh rain, and dark, grey skies, because teh rainy season in India is culturally sort of like spring in northern countries. I'm sure there are others. Like, I often take off my shoes and leave them by teh door when I visit other people.

Good questions.

[DinoDoc]

that I fall into teh warrior caste.

Would that make you an Absolute Spam warrior?