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LS is just waiting for the Poly masses to gather so we can all witness his ascension to godhood. 
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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He's waiting for us all to catch up.
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Be back in a few years then.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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I'll need 3-4 months-- I actually had to check my current post count to find that out. I hadn't looked for so long that I didn't have much ideaOriginally posted by Cort Haus
He's waiting for us all to catch up.
You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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Might as well...
Originally posted by Spec
I'd make Dis the new Heffner.
I'd make Pekka have his own live TV show: "The world according to Pekka: UNCENSORED"
I'd make Japher's dream come true and have him marry Tiamat
I'd make AAHZ take his medication.
I'd prove to Nickolai that there is no god, and that he is his own god.
I'd make Lorizael judge of all judges.
I'd make Kidicious wake up and smell the coffee.
I'd give Cort Haus his own Music show.
I'd make Asher permanantly live in Quebec city
I'd give Wezil his youth back so he could yet again endure a hang-over.
I'd make Fez dissappear.
I'd make KH get off his high horse.
I'd make all cars Hydrogen fueled, starting with DanS's car.
I'd give Tiamat a real reason to complain.
I'd give LS the capacity to have content in his posts.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Personally I'd give Kuci the ability to act with humility.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Originally posted by Cort Haus
Too late. He's retired on 9999 posts on the edge of a tantric-style orgasm.
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.Comment
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For LS, a PCR so he can practice his brinksmanship again.Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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i'd send everyone stickers and fun stuff in the mail! if people were to give me their addresses.
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I initially read the thread as "if I could do one thing TO another poster"
That leads to all sorts of possibilities and if we had such a thread would probably quickly lead to its closureYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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No kidding...Originally posted by Flubber
I initially read the thread as "if I could do one thing TO another poster"
That leads to all sorts of possibilities and if we had such a thread would probably quickly lead to its closure
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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No more birthdays. Well, I mean no paying heed.
I don't want them to end, literally yet. I think you catch my drift. I want to live in the reality of my mind.
Yeah, that's it.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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But I hope you had a great one just the same Sloww! 
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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It must be tough having birthdays every few weeks.Originally posted by SlowwHand
No more birthdays. Well, I mean no paying heed.
I don't want them to end, literally yet. I think you catch my drift. I want to live in the reality of my mind.
Yeah, that's it.
Whatever. Happy Birthday Sloww! 
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For betor, I'd get some perv to fall for a sting and get arrested.Originally posted by b etor
i'd send everyone stickers and fun stuff in the mail! if people were to give me their addresses.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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